you are clearly some sort of deviant then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fresh air, campfires, booze, shooting small animals and eating them, pissing against trees.
its great fun.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

no no no
the ground is hard, the toilet situation sucks, there is nowhere to plug your straighteners, everything gets damp, there are insects, it is too hot or too cold but never just right, someone gets food poisoning from the shit cooking..... urgh.

hotel me up baby. hotel me up real nice.

i MIGHT consider glamping. but that's it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Which is why me and you could never work
you're too fucking pampered and will never survive the upcoming apocalypse
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

We could train her up as a rape bitch.
You know, for raping.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

For our own use or to trade for booze and ciggies?

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Both, mate.
She would be our minge currency.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

oh so tents are the reason?
nothing to do with DISTANCE or YOUR WIFE or the FACT THAT WE'VE NEVER MET or that I AM INTIMIDATINGLY GORGEOUS?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Not just tents
You're just not a survivalist. The rest of us will end up eating you and people like you. Once you're no good as Stunneds rape bitch anymore that is
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i would just run you over in my car
it's all good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Good luck running a car after the apocalypse
fuel and food are the first things you get killed for
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i will get localboy to push it on the premise that he will get to see sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Me and Stunned will give him free goes on our new rape bitch if he turns you over to us

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:34, Reply)

THIS ^^^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Nakers and Swipey should hook up and share tampons

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)

fuck it, why would I want to sleep on the lumpy hard ground
+ i am too tall for most tents. Fucking your camping, me and swipey will be having cocktails in the pool bar.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

tails
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I have to sleep diagonally in a two berth
and I can't fit in a one manner at all :(
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

I can so you must be able to.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Not in the tent I've got.
Fucking tents. They're horrible. I'd rather stay in a bloody youth hostel full of youths, for god's sake.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Now, hold on.
There's no need for that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)

paedo
oh yeah...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

SHE'S OF AGE

( Kroney, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

oooooooh tetchy there
mr savile
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:32, Reply)

those of us that have managed to grow to decent heights just don't suit camping, also I have no fat to cushion the hard ground

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

i had to take an air bed to the big chill
thank fuck i did, that floor was horrific. ridgy hard mud. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)

and you got tits to lie on!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Airbeds are a must or it is shit and uncomfortable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Never used one
I'm a "what you can carry only" type camper
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

^^^THIS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I agree with you we often hire a cottage in Cornwall
With a huge fire pit/BBQ area you get all the benefits of outdoors, fire, beer and food.
As soon as you get cold, bored, it starts raining you can fuck off in doors and charge your mobile.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Its people like you who make Cornwall shit

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Yeah.
What a fucker. Although I do like Cornwall's cottages.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Yeh, shame no Cornish person gets to live in one
all owned by londeners
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Go and burn another holiday home
I'll hire what I want, when I want.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

what an enormous picture that is....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Not really
you must just have a shit resolution
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)

yep becasue without tourism Cornwall would be a hive of economic activity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm Asian Salads

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Don't care about the economy
I just want those damn tourists to stay about from my bins.

Its more that we have shit wages down here but the second home owners are forcing the property prices sky high so we can't afford it so the government thrown up shit housing thats only for locals or for first time buyers and its all shit.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

So just like the rest of the country then?
Haves and have not’s all over the country
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Its different in Cornwall
Most places low wages mean lower house prices, just look up north. In Cornwall its the opposite.
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:33, Reply)

If you had decent motorways we could get in and out quicker
thus allowing you to charge a fucking fiver for an ice cream to more London cunts you ungrateful Worzel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i did click this
sorry peej but the word wurzel just makes me laugh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

The Wursels aren't from Cornwall
so it doesn't offend me
( Peej, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Calm down, Gummidge.
I'll get you cup o' tea and slice of cake.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 15:40, Reply)