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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That Lord Rennard fella.
Looks like the sort dunnee?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:52, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I learnt a new word today, "misandry", and I'm going around using it to troll people into showing me their tits.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:53, Reply)
I'm now wondering, right, what would it be like to have sex using Google Glasses with a video-chat on of the person you're having sex with.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Gonz, I fear that this will remain a theoretical question for many years to come.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Me too mate, it's gonna be ages for them to come out =(

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)
You really are rather strange.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Gonz, have you had sex since Pickle Fairy?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I'm guessing this Pickle Fairy was a b3tan handle
rather than an actual name. Normally I would simply assume it, but Londoners are *weird*
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
Gonz has had sex?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1844312
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:15, Reply)
also
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1677267#post1677321
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)
Ohhhhh man
The good old days before Bobby put me on 2.0





Well may be not
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I wasn't lucky enough to impreginate her though, it would be worth the year long mental breakdown 'till you realise what side of your bread is buttered.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
I bet you 'buttered her bread' eh gonz? eh? eh?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)
She deepfried HIS prawn balls I'll bet!!!!

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)
She can park her van RIGHT up my coq

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)
This is my favourite internet of the year.
FP THIS NOW
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:34, Reply)
SHAMBO IN DA HOUSE

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE!

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)
RAISE THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Alight shambles?

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Pretty good, ta.
I've given myself an old man knee injury dancing last weekend while mashed up on lolmassivedrugs. Like a massive cliché of forty-something nobheadness.

Apart from that everything is rosie.

How's gonzworld?
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I've seen Shambles cutting the rug folks.
You haven't lived until you seen e-up up dad dancing.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 20:20, Reply)
There was this one time in a club but I don't think she noticed.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
He looks a bit like Supermatt.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I bet his hands are always slightly clammy, regardless of the temperature.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 16:57, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/4602631
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)
Sup Franky
It's all go round here
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I've been asleep, imagine that
might have a buzzcut now

So it goes. Blood gutters.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)
I'm at work tomorrow 7.30-12.00
Probs. Only me and Theo…Theo…Theoban will be posting
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)
lol i'll be asleep

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)
SET YOUR ALARM
Pffffttttttttt.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Fucking hell Kroney he's not that bad

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:00, Reply)
I bet Lord Rennard walks around in a leather coat and sunglasses
absolutely not desperately trying to look like Neo.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)
Supermatt is the worst person in the entire world.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)
I never met him.
But judging by that group photo Rory linked to, I think I'm ok with that.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)
You have clearly never met Piston Broke, Sammi or DaveW27.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I've managed to have never even heard of DaveW27.
I have met Bill though. He's fucking terrifying.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I've met Supermatt
and he's not even as bad as some of the people who were in the pub at the time, let alone Sammi.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)
there is weird and then there is "internet"

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Sammi is alright too, she is what she is, these pesudiolectuials can learn from her.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:53, Reply)
No, Gonz, she really, really isn't.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:00, Reply)
I don't think you've really given her time-of-day, or at least, not in the past 3 or 4 years.
She was a silly little girl at one point, a bit of a 'chav', but she's a good person, is well on her way to being a nurse, is about to be a mum any week now. She's learnt a lot and really matured.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:10, Reply)
This doesn’t sound at all a bit stalky at all

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)
I'm just going to link this profile..
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234

and advise people to scroll down to the 'Sammi' section.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Fucking hell

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:18, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6976905
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)
HAhaahahahahahahaha *Made me spit out a mouthfull of beer*
b3ta.com/talk/6976920
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:41, Reply)
That is Internet platinum.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:47, Reply)
Yep
What you up to tonight
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)
Just had a couple of pints with stunned. Apparently it's is my wife's birthday, but she doesn't want to do anything until tomorrow

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)
I'm watching "Beat this: A hip hop history"
It's a link Monty gave me a few days ago.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Fuck me that was great
I will gaz Monty thanking him
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)
finestkind internet.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)
That Mike was here profile
I’m not sure if I should be mortified/ or gratified that im not on mikes list
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)
What a fucking great username.
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22741

Poster may well be a cunt mind, haven't read their posts.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)
I don't think he's gay
Say hello to Stunned poster for me
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Well, we're mates, so it'd be weird if I didn't know that.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Chill Gonz just messing ent I

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Ain't aiming this at anyone in particular, but..... You know what? He ain't, he's a real safe bloke.
There's something to be said about someone who is so definingly uncool, knows it, and doesn't give a shit about it 'cus he enjoys it. I'd say he has more going for him than a lot of people, he's not ashamed of being a comicbook linux geek 'cus he likes it. He's not some sort of sycophant or pretender, and dissin' him is all a bit school-clique actual-bully.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Looks like Bartleby, so yes, very much the sort.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:01, Reply)
that's harsh
Bart may be a porker but he's not weapons-grade creepy, well not IRL anyway
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)
I fucking love Bartleby.
He has an impish sense of humour that makes me LOL.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)
And you have a mutual interest in fucking kids.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)
He procures them for me and barely takes commission.
Like I say, a stand-up guy.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Although taller when he lies dow .

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:04, Reply)
he's a nice chap

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)
for a kiddy fucker.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 17:40, Reply)
Wilf's all alternative so his opinion dont really count.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Having met him I agree, apart from his sexual delight in non-legal females he's not so bad. He is a fat cunt though.

(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:51, Reply)
He looks like a fat Her Flick
Thats kinda how I imagine all of the folks from B3ta, the Pics. Rory puts on here have not yet disproven that fact.
(, Fri 1 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)

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