American Series what make a good one? Should it be Sci-Fi? War?Police? or any other........
Is it the acting, the budget, or the amount of eye candy that attracts you to start watching yet another one? we all know they milk em till the audience stops watching. So no real ending.

Alt:Have you ever acted or been caught on telly/media in any way? if so how so? and what was your 15 Mins. of fame like?

Alt.Alt: What programme/series do you think b3tans would make, name the b3tan and the programme.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:44, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

good characters
alt: I was in a pantomime for a few years. I got half a word to say, once :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

What was the half?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I think I said something like
"AH - " then was interrupted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)

You should have foam sworded em

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:52, Reply)

this is well before I larped
I think I had a wooden sword for that part, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Yea even better.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Oh no you didn't.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:39, Reply)

BEHIND YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:40, Reply)

I have:
Been on Watchdog (2002) to defend a product my company was selling.
Been on Sky News, BBC1 and ITV representing a charity for the homeless.
Been interviewed by Roy Hattersley's column in the Daily Heil.
Been in The Sun, Guardian and Independent, described as an 'Internet prankster' for a viral campaign against Chris Moyles.
Been interviewed on various radio stations as a media spokesman for Epilepsy Action.

I really want a part in a James Bond film.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 18:59, Reply)

You do have a sense of humour.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Odd job 2

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I'd prefer Nick Nack.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Fantasy Island lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Nice n spicy?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Rib n saucy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Scampi n lemon

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Always.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Good characters and a gripping plot
Sci-Fi,war, police, firemen, medical, anything really.

Alt: I was an extra in a proper film once - it starred Michael Caine (trufax) but my bit ended up on the cutting room floor. It was a very boring experience, lots of waiting around but the costume was alright.

Alt Alt: DG and Dr Who, obviously. Monty and Ashes to Ashes or Miami Vice remade for London. CHCB and Bones. Agnostic Antichrist and Confessions of a Window Cleaner. Gonz and Saturday Morning Kitchen. Captain Cavy and The Adventure Game.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Top answer for Alt Alt, I bet no one will top that
(I'm going to eat dinner, be back in half an hour).
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Ta. And hello, I don't believe we've met
You had odd eyes and I always thought that Octavia was a bit of a bitch.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Hartley was ahead of his time don't cha know,
and it was topov that started all the trouble
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Topov was cheeky I seem to remember
Good god, it's going back a bit! But I do remember Hartley's rather camp voice quite clearly.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Just rewatch the start of Pipkins I'll see if i can find a link
EDIT:Even better link

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTLlInaa7S4&feature=related

There you go
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I shall watch that and drink Umbongo. It's only appropriate.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

Have watched the first few minutes of that and NO OCTAVIA!
:(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:28, Reply)

i totally would as well

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Why Confessions?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

She can picture you being shagged by Robin Asquith.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Alt alt: I have a copy of Chris Eccleston's leather jacket what he wore. It's aces.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Don't really watch TV
ALT - Got to Day 4 on the Gary Davies day to day challenge on Radio 1 in 1985.

ALT ALT - After today's fiasco, some sort of C5 "World's Craziest Landlord/Tenant" show, starring me stopping them coming to blows.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I did the dying fly next to chris tarrant live on tiswas, I didn't know that till monday morning.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I wish you were a dead fly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Good for you.
I hope that works out for you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)

me too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Jeff'll Fix It!
Me, in a magic arm chair, making dreams come true. If you're lucky, I might even nonce you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:43, Reply)

MOAR nonce to the ounce

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Jimmy Saville was NOT a nonce.
He was a necrophile.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

He never went to Eygpt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I have it on good authority
That his thing was badly scraggy junked out teenage prozzies.

So I'd lean more towards nonce.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Whose authority?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)

He had a flat in Kinlochleven, on the West Coast of Scotland
A geezer I know got a flat there as well.

Apparently he'd bring several up from Glasgow for a weekend's "fun."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Good enough for me.
Let's burn the nonce's flat down.
Better do your mate's flat as well, just to be on the safe side.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Fuck it - lets burn the whole place
They're guilty by association, I reckon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:08, Reply)

He was both.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Jeff'll Nonce It.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:59, Reply)

For you.....
And you and you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Motorbikes and guns
Alt: really wild show and bananas in pyjamas

Altalt: rachelswipe and monty in the odd couple.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Banannannanannanannanannnnnaaaaaaaaa splits

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Was in crowd, school friends were having all the fun.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Lies. You don't have any friends. You've eaten them all.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Alt: in the background on Crimewatch Roadshow.
Hours of faff for 15 seconds on screen.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Hai
Kan u all get off a the internez pleas min is slow. kthxbi xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:53, Reply)

If u pst yr nmbr I fax u sum internetz, k?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Fuck off you bent spacker

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Ok, bye then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:09, Reply)

I anounced I lost my virginity on Club Reps: Uncovered. True story.
ALL MY DAYZ, I've made the most stunning stir fry in the world ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:01, Reply)

So you lied on Club Reps: Uncovered.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:02, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)

The only thing uncovered about Your Wife is her tits.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Oh Bats, I'm sorry, I don't even know what I mean by that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Altalt: the Discovery channel should make a programme entitled 'Real Life Suicide Stories As They Happen'.
Starring Gonz.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Listen, you love your wife, yeah'? And she loves you, yeah? Nothing really can change that, not in 5 minutes anyway.
So why _not_ let me have a go on her? I'm not exactly going to upstage you on my first go, when you've had all this practice every other week for the past couple of years. Sure, you got her knocked up a bit before you planned, but who knows, maybe it's the milkman who's the more furtal one, rather than the two of you. I'll even pull out at the last minute if that makes you feel better.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:33, Reply)

i have a new obsession with reality tv
Mob wives of Chicago, big ang, others I can't remember
American horror story is boss, also boardwalk empire, I have a massive list I don't feel like going into
mostly the story, the eye candy helps
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:05, Reply)

storyline helps,
Characters you can get involved with, and it has to make you care what's going to happen next. Like with Lost, where you were constantly wondering what was going to be revealed. Then at the end it was revealed that the writers didn't have a fucking clue and couldn't care less whether the viewers were satisfied or not.

And cinematography. I remember a US series called Murder One. It was the first time the characters were framed off-centre in the picture, and it set the standard for a lot of really slick series since. That was a really good one. Had me hooked from the very beginning.

alt: I was interviewed on Five news once. Looked like a tit. Sounded like a tit. Also interviewed on Radio Scotland. Sounded like a tit, but at least I didn't look like a tit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:12, Reply)

That was good, with Stanley tucci.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

That's the one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I like his crackers
Good with cream cheese and diced peppers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:17, Reply)

You are wrong.
Peppers are evil, and have no place anywhere near actual food.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:20, Reply)

No, you're confusing peppers with tomato - the snot of the devil.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 20:21, Reply)