Yeah well I hope momo eats all your toast
Actually I really do.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he's got apple now, that'll keep him making happy little cluck noises for a while

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Does he eat half of it and then get bored and start thrrowing it around for you to clean up?
Have you ever given him pasta? Our last budgie creamed itself over pasta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:35, Reply)

he properly loves pasta
and boiled egg white

those are extra special treats though and yeah, everything ends up on the floor, I don't even shift the vac out of the lounge now
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Animals are funny.
My hamster properly loves boiled potato.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Momo's litter trained, he doesn't shit in his cage
saves all his plops up, flies onto his perch and deposits them there

makes cleaning his cage a lot less unpleasant
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Christ that's clever

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I didn't teach him that, he just doesn't shit where he sleeps

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Wish my ex could say that
So does he probably
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

THIS JUST IN
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-i9Y7CA_eI&
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

We used to have a red eyed kakariki
He was a fun little fellow and quite a talker
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I'm still not at work

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I'm still in bed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Dont you start :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

DnB on youtube, about to get up and have toast and coffee
youtu.be/hZGJ9EAzeDE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

DID YOU SAY TOAST :(
cries
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

marmite on toast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

With REAL BUTTER?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Of course.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

*Flounces*
I'm solid gone, Beer o'clock
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

AAARRRRrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggg
For the love of Christ make him stop.

8 Mins Muthertrucker
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

So fucking sweet. I love the way he picks out the best bits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

he won't eat the dried chillis that come in the packs of parrot food
he only likes the dried chillis from Sainsburys
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I GET THIS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I had toast
I'm still not at work

just sayin
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

STOP TROLLING ME :(
I made up for it with a bacon & cheese roll with mustard and brown sauce

Only 30 Mins. left \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Swipey & Dozer you're both Veggie's yeah?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Yes...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

There’s this Jamaican food place near my work
Yesterday I was going to have the Ackee and Saltfish, but went for the Ackee and Callaloo vegetarian option instead, served with two large fried dumplings it was absolutely delicious.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

You are learning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

tell you what's really tasty, veal

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

haha, faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

:(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'm all man.
Chicks dig me, guys want to be me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)