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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have a good day with the little one
Here is a carol for you

Jingle bells Monty smells
Stunned is pissed again
Kroneys got a Pringles tube
And Darth is chatting up men

Happy Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I'll pretend I didn't notice the edit

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I only just noticed myself
I'm sure there is a carole out there for him though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
I'll pretend I didn't notice that Jingle Bells isn't a carol

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Well for that I'm going to have
Double Marmite on toast with REAL BUTTER, so there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Carol is a Christmas hymn
Carole is a 50+ divorced dental receptionist
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Tell that to Tom

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Who the fuck is Tom when he's at home?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Tom
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1882589
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Oh damnit
When I find a hornet for my wee hole, the stingy cunt is going straight up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:31, Reply)
:(
I only allow egg wasps to go the other way
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:34, Reply)
EGG WASPS

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:38, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:39, Reply)
What the blue fuck is an egg wasp?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I think we need Chompy here to explain
A fart
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
He'd be more at home on the 3D teenage students page
Buying them alcohol "for the train journey"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Hahhahaa
Have the first click of the day
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Shame it's not a joke eh? Ah well.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:47, Reply)
you've never opened a soft-boiled egg and have angry wasps fly out and attack you?
YOU ARE LUCKY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Soft boiled eggs are the runny disgusting food of the devl and toothless cunts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:45, Reply)
A carol doesn't have to be related to Christmas.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:43, Reply)

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