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IT'S CHRIIIISSSTMAAAASSS!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:46,
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Brilliant. Having fucking terrific day.Please understand that just because I am being pleasant to you does not mean I don't think you're a deacon. Because you are. An utter Joey.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:51,
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www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:10,
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*kicks shoe off*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:20,
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Have a good day with the little one Here is a carol for you
Jingle bells Monty smells
Stunned is pissed again
Kroneys got a Pringles tube
And Darth is chatting up men
Happy Christmas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 9:54,
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I only just noticed myselfI'm sure there is a carole out there for him though
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Well for that I'm going to have Double Marmite on toast with REAL BUTTER, so there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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Carol is a Christmas hymnCarole is a 50+ divorced dental receptionist
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:23,
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Tell that to Tom(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:24,
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Tomwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1882589
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:27,
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Oh damnitWhen I find a hornet for my wee hole, the stingy cunt is going straight up your arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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:(I only allow egg wasps to go the other way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:34,
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yep (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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I think we need Chompy here to explainA fart
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:42,
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He'd be more at home on the 3D teenage students pageBuying them alcohol "for the train journey"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:44,
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HahhahaaHave the first click of the day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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you've never opened a soft-boiled egg and have angry wasps fly out and attack you?YOU ARE LUCKY
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Soft boiled eggs are the runny disgusting food of the devl and toothless cunts (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:45,
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A carol doesn't have to be related to Christmas.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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You lot suckHow can I procrastinate going to the gym if you cunts aren't around?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:15,
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Was you that drunk last night?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:16,
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Where would I get a hornet at this time of year?That's just silly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:21,
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Also what the fuck was that board link you posted last night all about?I can't unsee shit, you know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:25,
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oh god, wasn't that just fucking creepy?I mean, he's sat there for days sweating over 3D Studio to make cartoon schoolgirl cheerleaders
that sort of thing should go on a government list
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My mouth and eyes all looked like this: OOO(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:31,
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and everyone on /bored thought it was just greatto make it worse, you just KNOW for certain that he's done nekkid pics of those cartoon girls
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ewwwwwwwwwwwnot on a sunday morning FANKS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:36,
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I have said in another thread that /board should be renamed /Bartleby (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:35,
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I could understand it if your job were in animation or something. But just to draw teenage girls for fun? Wtf?!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:39,
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and then to publish them as well...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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Well that's kind of the easiest bit to understand, given where they are publishedThey were always going to find a warm, loving and sticky home on the internet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:43,
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Merry Christmas MontyHope the day goes swimmingly and your munchkin truly enjoys herself.
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no christmas icons though :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:38,
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Thiswww.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post1869435
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:48,
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Hey FrankYou’re quite good on the guitar have you thought about auditioning for Tangles band
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnlSSy7f9lg
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 10:51,
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I just noticed it's 10 years since I joined b3tab3ta.com/talk/2084537
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And very modest to boot(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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I once said you had a good singing voiceAnd you said you sounded like a goose honking out a fart in the fog. Which was nice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:01,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:03,
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yep(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:06,
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I told a producer that in Germany when he asked me to record a guide vocalhe translated it for the engineer, it was something like "er sang wie ein gans das furze in den nebel"
then they both laughed heartily in that annoying german way
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Farting must be funny in any language Even german
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:24,
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True. I'm off back there tomorrow & back on Tuesday. Then there all of next week. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:28,
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alright Frank. Happy 10th b3ta day and all that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:39,
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Mornin' Monts, how'd it go?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 11:46,
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yurr, chilling at work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:47,
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sameI did some shadowing, a guy sat with me to learn what I do.
Had to make some shit up, was tough going
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:53,
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sounds tough, was he a nice guy? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:55,
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Yeah, he seemed taken in by my 'err err and then you do this for a bit and then you answer some questions and twitter' mumbling shiteI think I got away with it
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 12:58,
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What is it you do? Didn't you used to work for Blizzard at one point? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:30,
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Still doJust have a lot more time for faffing about
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:51,
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Niiiiice, well jell, you get to play around with that new MMORPG/FPS thing? Destany or something like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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Different companyBut nah, nothing, we don't get to see owt special anymore, too many leaks in the past
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 13:54,
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Sad TimesWhat is it you do there?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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External Communication SpecialistMainly do stuff on our forums and write articles for the site and that
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Theoban What of it, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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