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Been at work all day again, you fat cunts.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:26,
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We're too fat and lazy to move from the other one (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:35,
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Cunts.I bet you've not even changed after all that high-end LARPing.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:39,
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I've been doing REAL LIFE thingsNot a foam sword in sight. I have let my beard grow since Friday morning though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:40,
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Oh man, that's how Battered opens a conversation with Eastern European slags, right there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:45,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1882578
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:10,
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Whoa that was quite harsh But nothing compared to what Frank found re the creepy 3D cheerleader wank fodder
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:16,
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Link me up gingertits./edit, ogh no what, I saw that.
/board are some creepy cunts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:19,
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Gingertits?Go file yourself in your own archive :(((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:20,
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You're quite right, I should have said 'shittygingertits'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:23,
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They'd be ginger AND covered in shit.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:32,
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It's like you're taking my last remaining hopesAnd shooting them full of shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:36,
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I've been at work all day too, and I'm still here now. WHO'S THE FAT CUNT NOW EH?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:52,
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EVERY OTHER CUNT APART FROM US.And Gonz.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:53,
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is gonz not an internet fat fat fatty fatty boom boom fat lardy lardy lard butt like the rest of these "people" then?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:55,
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Nahhh, all that splattershitting keeps him trim.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:56,
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Lies on the internethe'd have to go off like Old Faithful to lose a couple of XXs in the back of his trousers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:59,
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He def said he has lost a lot of weight recently (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:07,
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yeah, but that doesn't mean anything, 5 stone is a lot, but if you weigh 40 odd stone, is anyone really going to notice?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:14,
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True that shit is all relativeBut I've met gonz and he wasn't exactly criminally obese!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:17,
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REALLY short arms though.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:19,
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He takes the old bag off and puts a new one on.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:25,
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I knew a medical type would know the answerI was thinking of an extra long handled bog brush, like I believe dwarfs have
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:31,
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lessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
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Can I have your address? I need to sue immediately. My eyes, my fucking eyes (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:35,
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this one's my favourite comment"hello I am over 600lbs and know all to well what your talking about. I only crap at home and have to take a shower to rinse off. I use a auto car wheel brush with liquid body soap and a hand shower sprayer with turbo spray and this combo works great for me. takes time but I can't just let it ride. ewwwwwwww"
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Whatever you do, don't google the words 'horse's sheath' on an image search.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:39,
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"fart blockers" Because they are both too fat not to shit themselves
What the fuck is wrong with people?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:39,
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I'll think about it every time I see a fucking brush I hope you're happy now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:43,
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"the only thing I have a prob with right now is wiping the behind. What I've done is gotten an old toothbrush. I break off a long piece of TP and wrap it around the handle part of the toothbrush. I use a water bottle to moisten the TP and reach back there and clean up. I'll repeat until the TP is clean. Until it dawned on me to put a toothbrush in my purse, I wouldn't wipe if I was out and had to go."
enjoy brushing your teeth before bed tonight
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Probably wondering if there's any edible bits left down there (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 23:03,
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oh now honestlyyou've actually managed to lower the tone of this thread
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Fucking hell.Frank, up yo' game homes.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 0:17,
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Dammit beat me to it www.amplestuff.com/ample-sponges.aspx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:47,
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Imagine getting to the stage in your life where you need an ample brushAnd instead of putting down the pie you pick up the shit covered brush.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:58,
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And this Frank, is why you can't have nice things.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:38,
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"I am over 500 lbs at 5'2. For potty issues, I use BBQ tongs. Those bariatric hygene fanny wipers are all made of cheap plastic, and when reaching, my apron comes down and crushes the handle."
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for a bonus surprise, google "my apron comes down and crushes the handle"(, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:46, Reply)
My friend is so fat that her unwashed chuffed is stinking out her roommate - Jesus christThat "ample stuff" website will haunt my dreams
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:43,
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I enjoyed the fact there are even XXXL umbrellasWho is too fat for an umbrella?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:46,
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I woke up at 10, did some internet, fell asleep for 3 hours on the beanbagand I've done fuck all since then
I hope you enjoyed being at work though
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Is "did some Internet" is a creative way of saying "stuck myself to my beanbag wanking at porn"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:07,
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:))Saw the video. He is so lovely. What's he sitting on, is that part of his cage setup or an extra thing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:09,
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it's his climby-uppy ladder thing playstand attachmentand some toys my sister in law made for him
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is your sister in law some sort of povvo that has to "make gifts with love"rather than go and buy shit people really want?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:15,
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no wai d00dshe buys special bits of parrot chewy leather and cotton reels and raffia from the parrot supplies place and fashions them into works of art
which Momo rips to pieces and shits on
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He's great parrot.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:27,
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He is a pampered parrotWhich is a good thing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:18,
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HahahaImma guess that 20 seconds later he booted it back off again. he looks as if he hasn't quite decided whether to rip it apart.
We made the mistake of giving the last budgie a brush thing and the stupid feathery little twat fell in love with it. He spent days preening it and regurgitating seed at it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:27,
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I interrupted Momo in the midst of an amorous barfing session once, he flew across the room spraying parrot sick everywherethat required a bit of cleaning up
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Work on a SundayAre you a priest?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:03,
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But WILL help people get to heaven.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:13,
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you know you could save the NHS a lot of money by using salt instead(, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Yeah. I've had a cracking day thanks.You?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:07,
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I was tired yesterday after a 4am start.Not so tired today however.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:11,
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it was actually, caught up with loads of peeps, checked out some birds, got a bit pissed.(, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I think him copping off with a bloke is also a 'pull'Unless these people use a different term.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:21,
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Let's pretend that links with the whole "you like to shove it up your brown eye" joke With hilarious consequences
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:21,
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Give her some cheese as wellThen, using the in-mouth-pouch thing, it'll be able to make the greatest of all the buffet snacks.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37,
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ESP if he rams a cocktail stick through the middle (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:38,
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The oracle that is yahoo says pineapple makes them sick But I can't see anythng that says it makes them dead so she'll probably make it through the night
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:37,
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happy hamster help says it's OKI suspect the truth is somewhere between the two.
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Like leaving it in the tin and if the hamster manages to use the tin opener they've earnt it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:43,
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Evenin' allWhat a splendid day it's been. Good company, good food, good music* and lots of alcomahol. An excellent day all round**
I hope yours has been as good - but I bet it wasn't so nyer.
*I use the term 'good' in a very loose manner.
** All round - like my waistline.
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bit mean that.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:22,
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WOAH WOAH WOAH!I just remembered- You know how there are jokes about which side you dress on, and the punchline is always about dressing to the left?
This week I realised that I actually dress to the right.
imagine that!
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DudeI can safely say that I speak for all of us here, and all of us who are not here when I say
That NOT ONE FUCKER wants to imagine that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:27,
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It must be like putting your thumb in the wrong glove (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:29,
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I'm fairly sure it makes him a rapist too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:32,
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I'd rather you didn't talk to me to be honest.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:34,
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I don't think he wants you thinking about how tight he is tbh (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:45,
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See, definitely a gay rapist. This is going to 2.0 i reckon
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 3 Mar 2013, 22:48,
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