omg cutzorz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmts3jhp8Gk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What were you searching for when you found that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Nothing, my girlfriend posted it on facebook.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

So you had to share it here?
FFS Chompy, I thought you were better than that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

It's SOOO CUTEEEEEE

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

does she use them in her "act"
in lieu of any snakes in milton keynes?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

MODS!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It's a harmless question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

She's in the process of getting a much more immoral job in MK.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

finance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

For Deloitte :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

How is she going to explain her current employment to them?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Just by saying it.
"During the day I worked at JLL, at night I was a self employed dancer."
(PsychoChomp, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

She'd totally get the job if Battered was interviewing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

In her heels she would tower over him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

He'd fucking love that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Never liked dating women taller than me. Made me feel like Danny fucking DeVito.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:40, Reply)

See what I mean?
We were talking about a job, not a date.
Have you ever been accused of harassment?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:43, Reply)

No, although I did meet my wife through work.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

was she the in-house stripper?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I see.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Is Battered basically this chap here?
b3ta.com/questions/power/post783156
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Yes, yes he is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I wish I worked somewhere with in-house strippers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Taxable benefit. You wouldn't want your wife seeing that on your P11D

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Hi darling, this new job has great benefits, medical, dental, life assurance and lap dances, it really keeps up morale!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I don't like getting medical cover at work.
It costs me in tax and I'm too much of a hand-wringing lefty to ever use it :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:44, Reply)

In waht way?
I have a amount of money I can only "spend" on benefits, how i split it is my choice. Not sure how this affects tax or has anything to do with hand wringing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I dunno, I never fully understood the explanation.
Some bollocks about benefit in kind?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:50, Reply)

you fucking bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)

What a fucking Susan eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Why am I looking at your girlfriend's untrimmed growler?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

PJ will sell you some photos if you like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)

I think it's had a blow dry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)

She went out in the rain and it went all frizzy.

( Kroney, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)