Hiring & Firing.... But Only If Your Fit...
God, i have lost count of the times i have hired and fired people, normally its just the lying little crackheads who claim to be able to get up and dressed in a morning in time to be at work for 9am, but then turn up late looking like they've been bum raped by a gorilla at 10am.... However i have sometimes been in that certain mood that makes me act like a hormonal 14 year old, usually when its "Interview" day and the job is for my department.... thats when i get my old react-o-lites ( refer to the 80's please yung-uns...) on and make sure we interview in the brightest room in the building....having already loaded the day with a mix of 1 male and 6 female interviewees, all below the MILF threshold that is 47 & 3/4 we proceed to the main event, every now and then the su shines into the room, my bottle bottoms go dark and i get a chance to oggle the low cut tops filled with heaving loveliness.... every now and then having to shuffle on me chair to avoid what little i have being obvious to see....Problem with this is that i actually have to hire one of these poor lambs, and its usually the fittest one... who i eventually fire bcos shes never seen " My XXX Secretary " and therefore doesnt understand that the mornings should always start off with a blow job and a hot coffee....I apologise to all of you laydees from the bottom of my arse....
(phils1969, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:20, 20 replies)

You're my favourite angry illiterate bullshitting sexpest.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:29, closed)

^This^
With considerably less "favourite".
(Although you may confuse him with "You're" as opposed to his all-purpose "Your").
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:50, closed)

He's got his own section in The Archive.
I'm almost convinced it's some kind of elaborate piece of modern art.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:51, closed)

I got a feeling that all of your white shirts have a yellow tint and smoke rollies.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:43, closed)

A rollie-smoking shirt?!
Now that I would pay good money to see.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:05, closed)

10am is the worst time to be bum-raped by a gorilla, after all

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:44, closed)

English motherfucker
do you speak it?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:45, closed)

He's probably planning on retiring to the Costa Del Sol because of all the fucking immigrants who can't speak the language.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:46, closed)

I bet you call yourself 'the Studmeister' or something and on your weekends you hang around pubs where 16 year olds go and you think you've pulled when a drunk teenager lets you buy her a cheeky vimto
But then she goes back to her mates and laughs and you're left in your room in your mother's house, wanking and crying into the bin trying not to let the tears become outright sobs, as your reflection in the mirror looks back at you and wonders where your life has gone and maybe it's time to reach for the antique handgun you bought in Amsterdam that you keep under the bed
( Theoban What of it, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:48, closed)

^This^

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:19, closed)

how?
do you know about the handgun and where i got it from?
(phils1969, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:41, closed)

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:14, closed)

I picture the original poster as:

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 11:33, closed)

anal pedant mode

reactolites were a brand name refering to glass photochromic lenses back in the day, as you correctly pointed out. You are probably wearing transition lenses.
The big issue is that they don't react to light bulbs, they are sensitive to UV and as far as I know all light bulb and fluorescent tubes are shielded from this.
This is also why they don't work in the car.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photochromic_lens
(BigAndyBee, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:25, closed)

I was going to point this out earlier
but he does only mention them going dark when the sun shines- and did before you posted that.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 16:13, closed)

Dull, boring, pathetic.
Are you impotent?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:13, closed)

not...
yet, but im working on it....i have photos of your mum to help...
(phils1969, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:42, closed)

b3ta.com/questions/badmanagement/post753035
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:46, closed)

Are you a recruitment agent?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 22:27, closed)