Delete your thread before killing yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:04, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My thread will stay........
With no replies as unloved as bobby, as a reminder to what could have been.

As a reminder that all the best threads can get stomped on from the polish blitzkrieg,

As a reminder that it probably was a shit thread anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Sometimes, just occasionally, when I'm feeling low, I thank a higher power* that I'm not Gonz. Then, if I'm still feeling depressed I have a party to celebrate not being Bobby.
* I do not believe in any higher powers. My substantial penis is power enough.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

substantial Press stud of a
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

At a house party in my student days
I let a friend use my bed to service a young lady. When I eventually crashed that night the bed had not only moved about ten inches from the wall thanks to his steam hammer piston approach, but one of the fucking legs had broken. THAT'S penis power.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:14, Reply)

To paraphrase certain left wing singers 'there is power in a penis'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)