I managed to acquire an amazing album of top quality Hendrix rarities yesterday
so of course today i discover I've lost my headphones. Great. There was a ghastly early eighties soul lite version of Winter Wonderland that was playing every time I went in Sainsbo's two xmasses ago which plagued me when i couldn't sleep for fucking months. Awful. Not even the whole tune, just a ten second snippet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I got given a pair of Dre beats in ear head phones somebody got with their new mobile yesterday
They sound great but are bright red, for some reason they are now in the possession of my son as he claimed they made me look gay?????

I think the fucker has scammed me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)

you've been knocked good and proper

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Yep I realised that at the time
Did you agree with the Afrika Bambaataa 50 cent comment?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I'm afraid not. I think there might be a touch of the old 'they-all-look-alike-to-me's' going on there you RACIST FUCK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)

I never thought of that, yep that's probably it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Damn straight. Harters would look gay if he was beating up Chuck Norris whilst servicing a host of supermodels and driving a Honda Accord, amirite folks?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Well gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1884843
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

You
You and your baked bean space hopper chat. Those links were worse than ample sponge shitchat.

I thought people in the medical profession were meant to heal, not scar for life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Internet banter innit gingertits.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Srs bznss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Surely it's the full size headband ones that look gay?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)

He wanted them they could have been "Badmons Dukaz style"*
And he would have said that they look gay

*Badmons Dukaz earphones the most masculine earphones on the market
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:09, Reply)