Earworms, yep that’s right EARWORMS
So anyway I’ve woken up with the theme track from “Prisoner Cell Block H”
“He used to bring me flowers, I wish he could again, but that was on the outside and thing were different then”
What’s the worst earworm you’ve ever had?

Alt: Fruit I have nice ripe Mango today how the fuck can I eat without getting juices all over the place?
Fruit woes tell us about them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:42, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I managed to acquire an amazing album of top quality Hendrix rarities yesterday
so of course today i discover I've lost my headphones. Great. There was a ghastly early eighties soul lite version of Winter Wonderland that was playing every time I went in Sainsbo's two xmasses ago which plagued me when i couldn't sleep for fucking months. Awful. Not even the whole tune, just a ten second snippet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I got given a pair of Dre beats in ear head phones somebody got with their new mobile yesterday
They sound great but are bright red, for some reason they are now in the possession of my son as he claimed they made me look gay?????

I think the fucker has scammed me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)

you've been knocked good and proper

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:02, Reply)

Yep I realised that at the time
Did you agree with the Afrika Bambaataa 50 cent comment?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I'm afraid not. I think there might be a touch of the old 'they-all-look-alike-to-me's' going on there you RACIST FUCK.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)

I never thought of that, yep that's probably it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Damn straight. Harters would look gay if he was beating up Chuck Norris whilst servicing a host of supermodels and driving a Honda Accord, amirite folks?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Well gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1884843
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

You
You and your baked bean space hopper chat. Those links were worse than ample sponge shitchat.

I thought people in the medical profession were meant to heal, not scar for life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Internet banter innit gingertits.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Srs bznss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Surely it's the full size headband ones that look gay?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)

He wanted them they could have been "Badmons Dukaz style"*
And he would have said that they look gay

*Badmons Dukaz earphones the most masculine earphones on the market
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:09, Reply)

Alt: Really? Tell you about 'fruit woes'???????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Poor darth

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Poor /OT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Look, HH has been dragging this place down since he got here
Its slow lingering death rattle has just been hastened a bit by this karate kick to the oesophagus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

He's the albatross around our necks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I never thought of you as someone that would have read Coleridge

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Read it at school when I was 13 and before I was demoted from the scholars class

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)

I had to do S Level English and we read Moby Dick.
I'd forgotten about that until you mentioned the scholars' class.

Thanks Nakers!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)

An s level must be way below an a level

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

it's the next one up from A Level.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Eh? Never heard of it
I here bad things about moby dick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Didn't AA have to go into hospital to have that dealt with?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Moby Dick is very dull
But thematically extremely complex. A bit like Heart of Darkness, but with a whale instead of Mr Kurtz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I'll probably just listen to Leviathon again instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Your methods are unsound.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Moby Dick is a reasonable book interspliced with Melville's fucking research notes.
When you discover it was published unedited it all makes sense. A decent editor would have chopped out his tedious research about types of whales etc which would have maintained the momentum instead of disrupting a reasonably-engaging yarn every thirty pages with some prick's fucking homework.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Ever read Heart of Darkness?
I think you'd like it. It's really short too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I've not actually

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Melville is also indirectly responsible for everyone's favourite bald vegan, Moby.
I think he owes us all an apology.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Yeah, thanks for illustrating that for me, HH.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I was just about to mention Moby but you beat me to it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)

+u

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)

His fruit woe
Is that he is a collosal fruit and has no idea how to tell the world... I suspect a Hutchence style death wank suicide.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)

He also has a pineapple stuck up his arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

WHAT??????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

No that was dozer's hamster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Dozers hamster had a pineapple stuck up its arse?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

That's what killed it :/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Poor old Hercules 4EVAHINRHEARTS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

The oftten not spoken about 13th task of hercules
And Zeus said, " Hercules to save your only son you must complete one more task"

"not another hydra is it?"

"No I want you to shove a pineapple up your arse"

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I had a song from Charlotte's Web stuck in my head a few months back, that was pretty bad
Recently it's been the game music from Sonic.

Alt: Peter Tatchell is still alive.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)

FRUiT WOES?!
Ffs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Has it really come to this?
I think I might have start a new thread in protest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I might stop asking questions all together
Imagine trying to start all real life conversations with a question
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)

imagine not doing that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I currently have the Theme from the Dambusters in my head, thanks to the Today programme.
Alt: Fruit does not upset me. You're weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Fuckin great tune

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Neighbours featured the Dambusters theme?
Oh no wait, that's the Toadie program.

LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)

No.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

It's a 'no' from me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)

You'll have a problem with some fruit if I ever catch hold of you. What a pathetic question.
Monty; please do us all a favour and start a new thread.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Hungover?
Sore cock?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)

done

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1897221
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)