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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Earworms, yep that’s right EARWORMS
So anyway I’ve woken up with the theme track from “Prisoner Cell Block H”
“He used to bring me flowers, I wish he could again, but that was on the outside and thing were different then”
What’s the worst earworm you’ve ever had?

Alt: Fruit I have nice ripe Mango today how the fuck can I eat without getting juices all over the place?
Fruit woes tell us about them.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:42, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I managed to acquire an amazing album of top quality Hendrix rarities yesterday
so of course today i discover I've lost my headphones. Great. There was a ghastly early eighties soul lite version of Winter Wonderland that was playing every time I went in Sainsbo's two xmasses ago which plagued me when i couldn't sleep for fucking months. Awful. Not even the whole tune, just a ten second snippet.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:51, Reply)
I got given a pair of Dre beats in ear head phones somebody got with their new mobile yesterday
They sound great but are bright red, for some reason they are now in the possession of my son as he claimed they made me look gay?????

I think the fucker has scammed me
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:56, Reply)
you've been knocked good and proper

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:02, Reply)
Yep I realised that at the time
Did you agree with the Afrika Bambaataa 50 cent comment?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:03, Reply)
I'm afraid not. I think there might be a touch of the old 'they-all-look-alike-to-me's' going on there you RACIST FUCK.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:12, Reply)
I never thought of that, yep that's probably it

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Damn straight. Harters would look gay if he was beating up Chuck Norris whilst servicing a host of supermodels and driving a Honda Accord, amirite folks?

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:10, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)
Well gay.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1884843
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:11, Reply)
You
You and your baked bean space hopper chat. Those links were worse than ample sponge shitchat.

I thought people in the medical profession were meant to heal, not scar for life.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Internet banter innit gingertits.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Srs bznss

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Surely it's the full size headband ones that look gay?

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:05, Reply)
He wanted them they could have been "Badmons Dukaz style"*
And he would have said that they look gay

*Badmons Dukaz earphones the most masculine earphones on the market
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:09, Reply)
Alt: Really? Tell you about 'fruit woes'???????

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Poor darth

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Poor /OT

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Look, HH has been dragging this place down since he got here
Its slow lingering death rattle has just been hastened a bit by this karate kick to the oesophagus.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
He's the albatross around our necks

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)
I never thought of you as someone that would have read Coleridge

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Read it at school when I was 13 and before I was demoted from the scholars class

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:33, Reply)
I had to do S Level English and we read Moby Dick.
I'd forgotten about that until you mentioned the scholars' class.

Thanks Nakers!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:35, Reply)
An s level must be way below an a level

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
it's the next one up from A Level.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Eh? Never heard of it
I here bad things about moby dick
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Didn't AA have to go into hospital to have that dealt with?

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)
Moby Dick is very dull
But thematically extremely complex. A bit like Heart of Darkness, but with a whale instead of Mr Kurtz.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
I'll probably just listen to Leviathon again instead

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Your methods are unsound.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Moby Dick is a reasonable book interspliced with Melville's fucking research notes.
When you discover it was published unedited it all makes sense. A decent editor would have chopped out his tedious research about types of whales etc which would have maintained the momentum instead of disrupting a reasonably-engaging yarn every thirty pages with some prick's fucking homework.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Ever read Heart of Darkness?
I think you'd like it. It's really short too.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
I've not actually

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Melville is also indirectly responsible for everyone's favourite bald vegan, Moby.
I think he owes us all an apology.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)


(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for illustrating that for me, HH.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I was just about to mention Moby but you beat me to it

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:59, Reply)
+u

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
His fruit woe
Is that he is a collosal fruit and has no idea how to tell the world... I suspect a Hutchence style death wank suicide.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:21, Reply)
He also has a pineapple stuck up his arse

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)
WHAT??????

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
No that was dozer's hamster

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Dozers hamster had a pineapple stuck up its arse?

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)
That's what killed it :/

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Poor old Hercules 4EVAHINRHEARTS

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)
The oftten not spoken about 13th task of hercules
And Zeus said, " Hercules to save your only son you must complete one more task"

"not another hydra is it?"

"No I want you to shove a pineapple up your arse"

O_O
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)
I had a song from Charlotte's Web stuck in my head a few months back, that was pretty bad
Recently it's been the game music from Sonic.

Alt: Peter Tatchell is still alive.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:26, Reply)
FRUiT WOES?!
Ffs
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Has it really come to this?
I think I might have start a new thread in protest.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:31, Reply)
I might stop asking questions all together
Imagine trying to start all real life conversations with a question
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:32, Reply)
imagine not doing that?

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I currently have the Theme from the Dambusters in my head, thanks to the Today programme.
Alt: Fruit does not upset me. You're weird.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Fuckin great tune

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Neighbours featured the Dambusters theme?
Oh no wait, that's the Toadie program.

LOL!
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)
It's a 'no' from me

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:48, Reply)
You'll have a problem with some fruit if I ever catch hold of you. What a pathetic question.
Monty; please do us all a favour and start a new thread.
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Hungover?
Sore cock?
(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)
done

(, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:01, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1897221
(, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 13:28, Reply)

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