my friend went on a date with a guy who didn't know what a cheeseboard was
How is that possible?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Knight to King horsey three

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Pwned!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I can beat that
My brother bought a chameleon, but didn't know they could change colour. The single most well-known fact about the chameleon and he'd never heard it. Needless to say, it blew his tiny mind.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:04, Reply)

That's karma for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Jeez, you're en fuego!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:06, Reply)

It comes and goes for him.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Its my time of the month

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Every day is like survival

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:16, Reply)

The Smiths post zombie apocolyptic follow up single

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:17, Reply)