My day's been fucking shit x x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:17, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My boss is now making up complete and utter lies, the prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I bet he's trying to tell everyone that millions of his people were murdered by the germans, lies, damned lies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:20, Reply)

well maybe if you hadn't actually done all that stuff he was making up then he wouldn't feel the need to make it up in the first place

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

How was your disiplinary?
And what was it for?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

It's not even happened yet. It was scheduled for a fucking retarded time which was made even more impossible by staff sickness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

What have you done?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Spunked on the photocopier.
Again.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

It's ART, you philistine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:25, Reply)

She was asking for it, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I thought Frisbee adam did all of the photocopying?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

-s, then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:29, Reply)

pasted a column of stock figures into the price field on our amazon listings.
so a £100 item we had six of was on at £6. I cancelled all the orders, and grovelled to the customers and to my boss - but he has decided this was insufficient.

In fairness I never checked my work, I am 100% guilty as charged.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Oh, that's pretty bad.
But surely a telling off and a written warning should suffice?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

I might even duck the written warning if I am sufficiently grovelly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Boo hoo. Get a grip.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

My day has also been "fucking shit" I feel murderous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1886064
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

can't be bother to c&p taht sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

Why c&p? Just click it you fucking deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

HOW MANY TIMES?
I use a proxy, b3ta.com gets blocked, to see links like this I need to C&P the end part of the adddress.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Tell it to someone who cares.
You bent spastic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

I hope you stub your head on the coffee table

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

His wife protects the corner by molding her turds over them.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, Reply)

She must shit "Fimo"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

www.obesityhelp.com/forums/amos/3869385/My-Poop-Clogs-Toilets/
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

A turned on hose pipe? Genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:57, Reply)

corner children
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:47, Reply)