vodka
i only really drink vodka and champagne/prosecco/cava anyway.

alt: gin. and red wine. and beer. and tea. and coffee.

altalt: no. there are no decent hot drinks. even soup must never be served in a mug. EVER.

i am off to drink vodka in about 15 mins. woo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't really understand premium vodkas
Is it just a purity thing? With whisky it's a complexity of flavours thing. How does it work with something largely tasteless?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)

i drink it neat on ice so there is definitely a difference
but not necessarily premium. i like some of the flavoured ones better. raspberry stoli is my favourite. the vanilla one can suck my dick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I only have ice in whisky in bars.
I sometimes add a drop or two of mineral water, depends on the dram. Some need it, some don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)

whisky is fucking gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)

nah, some of them are, loads are ace.
I'll buy you a nice one when we finally meet xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

it's all rank
but thank you kindly for the offer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

I reckon you'd like an Auchentoshan Triple Wood.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

I reckon I'd like to see you take a bullet in the face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:42, Reply)

I reckon you'd like to be able to see over low walls without having to jump.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:45, Reply)

I reckon you're lucky to be able to walk unaided given your enormous clown feet.
You freak of nature.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Leave it owt Batts e ent worf it, innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

I once tried a cocktail of vanilla flavoured vodka with Dooleys toffee liqueur.
It was, surprisingly, quite nice. They called it a 'Cock Sucking Cowboy'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Hi Darth!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Ha ha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)

Give him a reacharound for me tomorrow night, will you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I fucking properly love coffee I do

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)

you're a drink wrong
sorry but i'd have shat in your coffee if you'd ordered that at the lizzie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:34, Reply)

I don't think I've ever had a coffee in a pub
fascinating Frank fact there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

i have duly filed it away in the book of frank

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Isn’t the world’s most expensive coffee
Something that’s passed through the digestive system of an animal?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Me too. None of that instant shit though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

instant coffee is for shitheads

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Definitely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)