If I'm in a real ale mood I tend to go for a John Smith's Smooth.

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ooh. That reminds me.
Back in my student days, I used to drink McEwans 80/-
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Or mr B3th as it is known

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

John Smith's Smooth for a real ale?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Like fuck it is

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Loaksy you should know better
If you say it's white he will argue it's black
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

RACIST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

lokesy dear boy
You're agreeing with me here. Of course it's not a real ale.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Indeed
We were referring to the Brigadier further up.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Phew!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I'm sorry, what?
I am, admittedly, two inches of beard hair away from joining CAMRA, but I had thought that it was pretty common knowledge that shit like John Smiths and Caffrey's is as close to real ale as I am to pulling Olivia Wilde.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

This Brigadier chap is trolling I think.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:20, Reply)

This is the only possible conclusion.

( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)

We don't see you on here in the evenings much.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

I'm usually out or high end gaming by now.
Being sick has stopped me doing either of these things.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Sad times.
I'm caning the MP on Halo 4 at the moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)