EG
Battered: angry midget
Stunned: giant lumbering alkie
Kroney: French, uses faeces as sex toys
Nakers/Badmons: bent spastic, Ben Fogle*
Localboy: giant ham hands, forehead like a loaf of bread

AND SO ON

*I am championing this new one right here: get in on the ground floor, folk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I realise just how many of these things come from me.
Sorry guys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Monty, Sirius Black just out of Askaban
lives in a cardboard box, spends what little money he has on MASSIVE DRUGS, hates Jews.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ground oak
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

can you make a complete list like this please

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

A few more to start you off:
Swipe: fat northern ginger
Chompy: rapist paperclip salesman
Tangled: yurt dwelling hippy
Al: cunt
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Jeff: terrible puns, fucks dogs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

B3th: sleeps all day. Has an 80 year old husband

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Just call everyone a cunt and you'll get by fine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)

cunt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)