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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Starting a new thread.
Just so I can show you someone I saw in York the last time I was there.

Pic in replies
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:55, 164 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
what pic?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Slim picings

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Oh my word you'vce surpassed yourself here.
This is top, top quality.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I think the shell suit colour makes it

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Pic of the day!
clickclickclick...
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Now there's a man I can believe the chicks dig.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:07, Reply)
i don't get it

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It lampoons popular board member Plumdozer.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:13, Reply)

popular

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
so, is plumdozer the butt of all jokes around here then?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Not all.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)

of all jokes
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Nah, most people have at least one or two running jokes at their expense.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I don't know what you mean.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
That's cos you don't understand English, you shit-freezing Gaul.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Who's taking the moths along for Kroney tonight?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:24, Reply)
EG
Battered: angry midget
Stunned: giant lumbering alkie
Kroney: French, uses faeces as sex toys
Nakers/Badmons: bent spastic, Ben Fogle*
Localboy: giant ham hands, forehead like a loaf of bread

AND SO ON

*I am championing this new one right here: get in on the ground floor, folk
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I realise just how many of these things come from me.
Sorry guys.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Monty, Sirius Black just out of Askaban
lives in a cardboard box, spends what little money he has on MASSIVE DRUGS, hates Jews.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

ground oak
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)
can you make a complete list like this please

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
A few more to start you off:
Swipe: fat northern ginger
Chompy: rapist paperclip salesman
Tangled: yurt dwelling hippy
Al: cunt
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Jeff: terrible puns, fucks dogs

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
B3th: sleeps all day. Has an 80 year old husband

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Just call everyone a cunt and you'll get by fine.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
cunt

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Monty Boyce
Bankrupt cokehead who looks like Worzel Gummage
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I hope he puts his eatin' head on tonight

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I intend on having a great deal more than a cup of tea and a slice of cake let me assure you

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I'm going to be trusting you people
to break my duck sensitively. I'll take recommendations, but no vindaloos ta.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I wonder who tonight's Aunt Sally will be

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Stunned.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Damn right. Where are we drinking afterwards?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
There's a trad pub with shit beer nearby, and a nicer bar with better beer (but a bit hipster) also close by

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Let's go & play punch the hipster.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Thats as high as you can punch

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
The Good Samaritan is alright
often full of nurses too.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
you mean bin rummaging head
surely?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Gonz: Fucks like a stallion on Viagra in the middle of the frozen meat isle in Tescos.
Donno who started that one up, really irks me, but you can't stop rumours spreading.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Ha ha ha Throw enough mud
and some of it will stick
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Umm, I don't think that's mud.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Only if you play your cards right ,) or wrong ,)
Depending on what you prefer.

Either way, Pringles Tubes are involved.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Once you plop, you can't stop

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
He's a member, alright.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
If only we had somebody to confirm the irony of this statement

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Writing a new page in the textbook here.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Oh god, the snot's arrived
I'm leaking :(
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
At the very mention of Moths

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:25, Reply)
yeah me too
:(
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

leaking full.

Almondlolz.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Today is a nightmare.
Spoken to a Welsh woman in Surrey and an Irish woman in Edinburgh. WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Only when you have spoken to a Scottish woman in Merthyr Tydfil.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)
i know a scottish guy who lives in pontypridd
close enough?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I can't imagine why anybody would voluntarily live in Merthyr.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I'd go with The Doveston's offer then.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:41, Reply)
i went there once to collect money from poor people

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Speaking of the Irish
www.9news.com/news/sidetracks/321475/337/Kia-concept-car-Provo-reminds-some-of-IRA-terror-
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)
"Kia insisted the Provo...was named to suggest "provocative,"
sounds more like "povvo", to me.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
this^

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I understand you are my benefactor, young master Lighty.
You know I will manage to drink it all within a week.

Thank you very much
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
It's pretty spicy stuff
play nice with it.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
If you were both in prison, he'd totally be your bitch.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I have no common sense and my tastebuds are ruined.
'Do', as they say, 'the math'.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
What booze was it?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
chili sambucca

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
nice

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I liked it
Slightly addictive and fluorescent green.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Anti freeze
with a slice of lime in the top
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Similar taste

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Hey I just added myself as a friend on here.
How cool is that?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Did you also send yourself flowers at Valentines'? :)

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I had a special wank.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Me too

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

cool

tragic
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Woah it says I like this user on your profile
That seems a bit much. I don't think I 'like' any of you.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It's all there in black and white.
b3ta wouldn't lie to you, would it?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I never got my icons so maybe

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I had to let them finger one of my kids to get mine.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I ain't got a problem with the mods and no-one can say I do
But all this kid fingering turns me stomach an no mistake, might have to retreat to Frank's messageboard if this keeps on, filthy fuckers
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I was in York last Summer with my Hungarian cousin
I hope this helps
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I was in York last summer with Mrs Cow
We must be related
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Yeah but did you buy that sandwich I suggested?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I had a sandwich from the little one on the bridge over the river near the train station
It was rather good indeed
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
SANDWICH SUBTHREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I ate a sandwich in York once.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
oh man this is fascinating

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
It was 'alright'
I can't remember where I bought it though.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
So the place at the bottom of Stonegate with the hot roast meat sandwiches
That I went to great length to say "YOU MUST GO THERE" was totally ignored?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I didn't have time, sorry
We were late for the train

NEXT TIME GADGET
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Make sure you do!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
We went up the castle and had a walk around and et in a shit pub
Was well wicked 10/10
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
^totally endorsing this shit here^

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
did you not do the viking stuff or the train museum oh god york is a magical place

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I was scared to go to Jorvik for fear of breaking up with the missus

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
It's been the scene of many a break up.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
This was my worry

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
because she would disrespect your viking heritage by not buying a large coke in a plastic horn?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Something about the smell

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:55, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Not that time, she weren't interested in ANYTHING gludel
She was pretty boring company to be honest, didn't seem to want to do anything.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Well look who it is, folks!!!
It's only Theory of relativity Banana republic!!!!


*canned laughter*
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Poor ol' Huggy Chavez

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:51, Reply)
There is a birthday cake in the office, but I've not had an email invite to share it :(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:58, Reply)
No there isn't, Fogesy.
It's just another flashback. There is no cake.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 14:59, Reply)
WAIT
I GETB THIS ONE

I thought you werre calling me wilf
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'm calling you Ben Fogle.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
yeah i get that NOW

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Why's he calling you Ben Fogle, Nakers?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
He only answers to 'Fogesy' now.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Because he's an "Al"

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
ha ha

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I vote to include this in board lexicon.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
because despite his wealthy upbringing, secure schooling in Whinchester and enormous amount of buggery as a child
he's calling me out as posh
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I bet he's not really from a privileged background with a chip on his shoulder like that one.
I bet he went to school in CHINchester, amirite?
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07, Reply)
What an Al.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*busted*
I actually grew up in a static caravan in Romford :o((((((((((((((
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
THE TRUTH WILL ALWAYS OUT

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)


(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Is it from IKEA?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I don't understand either of these posts :(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Ikea have been selling poo cakes

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2013/03/05/ikea-withdraws-poo-cake-from-sale-after-bacteria-discovered-in-china-3527827/
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
fucking niche news story to make a joke about

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
OK "Schteve"

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
clicksch

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Faecal matter found in ikea food across Europe

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)

food
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Suddenly that horse burger looks pretty darn good

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*books a table*

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:08, Reply)
You'll have to build it yourself though

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
very good

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:09, Reply)
click

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Shoddy

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1887864
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I thought it shoddy that you didn't get invited to eat cake

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I see
well probably don't know the birthday person that well, we are quite large
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Speak for yourself fatty

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Might geta twix

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)
have they not even wished you a happy birthday yet or anything :(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Ahhhh. Nice lunch.
I've got a cab picking me up to go and see Darth in 25 minutes.

Throw in some annilingus and this might rate as a top 25 day.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm leaving to get there now.
Last one there's a Susan.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Is no one throwing in the annilingus?

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Last one there's at the back of the queue
No taking
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
You're on.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
like throwing a tongue sausage down into a hairy cave

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I'm going to walk down about 5 to 4
It being right near my office.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I am on the tube. Amazing.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Amazeballs.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:23, Reply)
You should've got the overground to Dalston and the bus down to Liverpool St

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You should deffo work for LU.
You'd be great and Bob Crowe would ensure you could never be sacked.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
"10p please"
*stretches up hand to driver*
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)
terrible bullying

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I thought you'd like all the attention.

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'm a notorious wallflower
AWAITS STRIKETHROUGH!
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:24, Reply)
I didn't condone it, 'dozer.
I told them not to but Battered wouldn't listen.
(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:25, Reply)
that's the last time we fail to have a drink in the Blind Swine, you gargantuan oaf

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I was sticking up for you!!

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I know bbz xx

(, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:30, Reply)

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