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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how many deluxe giant nappies do you get in a pack these days?(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
that's SO my next band nameAndy Amplesponge and the Baryatric Fanny Wipers
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i'd come and see youi'd bring popcorn
to throw on the floor in front of all the amplesponge using fans
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:24,
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i'd buy one of those lovely gowns just for the occasionthey have a slit right down the back.
for easy application of an AMPLESPONGE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:38,
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Has your gazbox lit up all red, or is that just the sad glow of the anti-spaz panic button on the end of your head dobber?(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)
It has. I just wasn't interested enough to bother replying. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:48,
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fuck i hope your hoover worksalso it means he'll be all on his period for about 5 weeks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:47,
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I was going to save his feathers and make a parrot suithe doesn't get angry when he's moulting, I just give him a cat litter tray full of water every day and let him splash it everywhere and he's a happy Momo
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better ideamake feather dusters and sell them as....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:50,
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what the fuck is vanilla about bariatric fanny wipes?you don't know what i do with them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:58,
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oh that's a great idea. hang on, i'll just fire up photobucket...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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You could then lend the gown to Stunned. It'll be big enough for him and 10 others to go camping in.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:39,
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BARYATRIC FANNY WIPERSlessismorph.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/morbid-obesity-and-toilet-hygiene.html
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I think he's trolling you Frank(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:43,
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\o/ Cool name for a band
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:44,
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poor old ronaldstill scrabbling for that ever elusive comeback
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:47,
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No, I really want to know when you started sharing your ample lifestyle with the rest of the world.(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)
i've posted pics of myself on here you're too chicken to do the same
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:54,
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:)at least i haven't asked if it's dead yet.
yet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:01,
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She's in rude health.Unlike your dimpled, rippling, flab-ravaged arse.
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my arse is like a peachy walnutyou ignorant little scot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:04,
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this is actually making my arse ticklypoor momo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:23,
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let's just move it to the bottomthe onerous fadger might get offended if he doesn't even get 100 replies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:28,
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Badger's gone very quietI hope he's not rushing his colouring-in and making a mess of it
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The Dandy's quite a challenging 'read' for him.His little tongue's poking out the side of his mouth as the crayons whiz their way over the pages.
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Only if its possible to have a walnut the size of Jupiter. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 22:12,
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YEAH thats what I said(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 21:44,
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oh wait, you mean your comics?well that's even better than nappies
they come ready full of shit, no need to fill them yourself
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