I don't know
Oasis fans are pretty deluded.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

By their very nature
Best idea for a cull EVER, right. Announce that the Gallaghers have carked it, set up a shrine (in the shape of an enormous arse curling one out over the White Album), kill anyone who turns up. The nation's average IQ should rise by 30 points and the Kaiser Chiefs will be out of work overnight.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I support this idea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I was there when Oasis broke up
I like to think it was my fault
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

If you can prove this
I'll blow you right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I can't prove nuffink
NO SUCKS FOR THEO
( Theoban What of it, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I know the truth about why they pulled out of V that year
and it did lead to their eventual split.
( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Was this truth "We're splitting up"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Nope, but Liam didn't have laryngitis

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:17, Reply)

Was it that they are both unproffessional?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

+shit

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I didn't actually know he'd claimed he had to be honest
I'd long since embarked on a campaign of trying really hard to ignore the cunts. So what was the real reason? Oh, let me guess. Drugs?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Yes but not Liam

( Peej, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Surely "one of our members is on drugs" is not a good enough reason for Oasis, of all bands, to split up?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:31, Reply)