More sycophancy for mmpso
Pricks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sycophancy turns my fucking stomach.
How are you, the LOVELY Tangles?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:41, Reply)

I'm LOVELY, as it happens.
Just scoffed a delicious paneer coconut fry with chapattis, washed down with some LOVELY beer and am about to go and use my CROSS VOICE on some seven year olds who should be asleep.
How is life since you decided to run away with the circus?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

This will be you telling them firmly that they want to go to the woods to see some puppies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Hey, I have to come back through those woods on my own you know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that.
Take a torch with you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Life's good ta.
I might gaz you with a detailed update letter, plus a drawing of Hartley Hare's cock xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Wicked
I ain't gonna read it tonight, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I WON'T BOTHER THEN, GOD, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PRICK?!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

you can get pills for that now.
what do the voices tell you tangles? do they want you to touch my scrotum?

I'm cool with that btw, you massive bender.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Probably just start with holding hands, if that's ok.
Might put one hand on your knee later. We'll see how it goes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

just touch my fucking balls.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:51, Reply)

ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

don't you dare lie about this!
on the count of three.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:00, Reply)