Too drunk formthat
My friend is clearly up duff and was pretending not to be so I was pretneicng to believe she is off booze for lent and drinking for 2 of us. That shit is just selfish man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's not mine, just saying

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:03, Reply)

I think it's her husband's to be honest
Aren't you one of those nullos?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)

I'm hung like an aroused aubergine

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:16, Reply)

Let's pretend that I'm not drunk and not a total spastic with computers
And that I pasted a hilarious image of a baby aubergine right here

That would be so LoL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)

Well you'd know bumlord

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)

Better baby than floppy.
Poor Becky Blues Explosion!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:23, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

It's mine.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:08, Reply)

Yeah yeah furry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)

No, srsly it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:10, Reply)

You are a colossal bum lord who shags hamsters and wants to oil up frank's crack
Therefore it is not yours
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:14, Reply)

I'm not a bum lord.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20, Reply)

So why are you telling Gilgamesh how sexy he is?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:21, Reply)

To make you jealous.
Looks like it worked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)