anyone fancy an oily massage?
alt: alright
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:55, 33 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There's bound to be someone
Alt: Yes
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 22:59, Reply)

vegetable or olive

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:37, Reply)

Sump or cod liver?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:38, Reply)

wherever you like

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:48, Reply)

You're so fucking sexy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:49, Reply)

Too drunk formthat
My friend is clearly up duff and was pretending not to be so I was pretneicng to believe she is off booze for lent and drinking for 2 of us. That shit is just selfish man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 23:59, Reply)

it's not mine, just saying

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:03, Reply)

I think it's her husband's to be honest
Aren't you one of those nullos?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)

I'm hung like an aroused aubergine

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:16, Reply)

Let's pretend that I'm not drunk and not a total spastic with computers
And that I pasted a hilarious image of a baby aubergine right here

That would be so LoL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)

Well you'd know bumlord

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)

Better baby than floppy.
Poor Becky Blues Explosion!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:23, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

It's mine.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:08, Reply)

Yeah yeah furry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:09, Reply)

No, srsly it is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:10, Reply)

You are a colossal bum lord who shags hamsters and wants to oil up frank's crack
Therefore it is not yours
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:14, Reply)

I'm not a bum lord.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:20, Reply)

So why are you telling Gilgamesh how sexy he is?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:21, Reply)

To make you jealous.
Looks like it worked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:22, Reply)

cor not arf
alright
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:45, Reply)

alright broadsworth

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)

alright windyplops

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)

alright Breastsword

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:21, Reply)

alright plummy d

( Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:48, Reply)

alright theoplops

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

alright bro-swo

( Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:53, Reply)

alright plumplops

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:50, Reply)

In before the chevron.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

alright winpo

( Theoban What of it, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Don't say you've got oil or George Bush will invade you.
/topical
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I wouldn't mind being invaded by George Bush, know what I mean?
Phwoooar
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)