Are you marketed as one of those frightful 'family pubs'?
If not, tell her to fuck off. What was she expecting? A playroom with a ball pit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'd love a ball pit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I'd snuggle right down and let the movement lull me to sleep.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

movement warm urine
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:18, Reply)

Fuck no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

I love the train of thought that obviously thinks
Pub, yeah, that's the place to take a child. They'll be willing to cater to my every need. And I'm sure all the other customers will be happy to see my spawn do his song and dance routine...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

You off to the pub quiz this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Damn straight.
And I'm taking my dog. And I expect them to have a bowl of water for him. and The rest of the quizzers will be happy to hear him bark randomly.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

What pub-snack of choice will the dog be going for this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Pepperami.
He fucking inhales them. Just under two seconds is the record.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

That dog of yours....
He's a bit of an animal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Dogs > children.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

totally.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

I think the difference is that if I pet your dog, I wouldn't be called a dirty peado by a drunken racist.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)