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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So basically manflu?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
ManFlu with added vomiting.
Bad enough that I'll be taking a second day off work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Vomiting is also bent

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)
It's bent, and disgusting.
And it means I've not eaten properly since Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)
just posting in this subthread to say I don't care

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:36, Reply)
It's no bariatric chat I ageee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)
It's no bariatric chat I ageee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Apparently I agree twice

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:40, Reply)
I bet you've got the DVD box set of supersize vs superskinny

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I dry hump the sofa arm to "fat families"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:44, Reply)
you want to be careful doing that
I heard some people grow into their sofas and get stuck there forever
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Need MOAR lube

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:05, Reply)
I wouldn't want to be the fireman who has to separate you from your sofa

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:07, Reply)
If you are a fireman
You never want to go near any woman who has to hump her sofa. You'd get raped to death
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:08, Reply)
I've got something resembling a firehose if that's any help

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:10, Reply)
Is it the straw from your Ribena carton?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:17, Reply)
well no, it's my willy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:45, Reply)
see, you can never know the horror of manflu
manflu can stop a charging elephant and kill in seconds

the only defence is to sit round sniffing and moaning all day
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Garbage
Manflu is fucking bent
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)
It is fucking bent.
I'd rather I didn't have it.

But thanks for your sympathy. I know it's in your reply somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)
You have to really look for it
But it's there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)
I'm guessing it isn't obvious because I'm TOO ILL to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)
It's buried really really deeply
Like dozer's hamster in his rusty balloon knot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I thought I'd help with the vomiting

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:25, Reply)
But the vomiting had been cured.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 22:34, Reply)

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