If hole is the motivation
take some tissues, apparently it gets pretty weepy.
Then you can look chivalrous which helps in the hole-chasing, and if unsuccessful you can have a cinemawank without messing up your clothes.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

^expert advice^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

As charming and helpful as this advice is,
I'm not doing it to "get hole". I'm already "getting hole". I'm doing it because it's a nice thing to do and you don't bitch and whine if somebody wants to spend their time with you, just because it's not one of your favourite things.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah you're totally doing this in the hope of getting some.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Sounds pretty gay to me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Why is the other person in this relationship making you sit through several hours of something you hate?
That doesn't sound altogether healthy and balanced to me. No wonder you're not getting any hole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

How was the step?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1893388
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

You are currently getting hole because you have agreed to go to this twatwaffle.
If you withdrew from the event now, you just watch that fanny shrivel up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Perhaps the best advice I have ever read on the internet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)