Musicals are for benders: Discuss?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:08, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Agreed
I find them utterly shite
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

The only one I enjoyed was Jerry Springer the Operah.
I would probably enjoy that mormon one as well.
But that's ok, because I'm not a gay.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

They are all bobbins

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I dunno, you sound a bit gay here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I like to sing along to the Anvil Chorus while hitting my balls with a pair of hammers.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Everyone needs a hobby.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Yes.
Proper snowing now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Oh my god!
Are you milf hunting again today?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Not up here
A few wisps is all (like swipe's clam)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

We had a light dusting overnight
Which meant that all the roads were completely gridlocked this morning.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Arse
It is now snowing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Popping in to see mrs and baby bads at play group now
Just bee shopping, I'm such a modern man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH MODERN MAN INSERT BENT SPASTIC
And all LOL now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

How many bees did you buy?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

He bought Hive (five)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

He could avoid impulse buys like this if he used a propolis (proper list)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

They rarely have any musical merit.
Which surely rather defeats the object.
Pretty bent though, yes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

There is nothing to discuss, of course they fucking are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

I know that,
you know that,
the board knows that...
However Al is under the impression that it's ok for him firstly to go, secondly to enjoy it and thirdly and most importantly admit to it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

He's made a number of serious errors here and no mistake. What an Al.
How's the new gaff, Chomperoonie?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It's very good. The other half moved in yesterday.
The van she rented broke down on the way and she was stuck in a tesco car park in St Neotts for 4 1/2 hours. But it got fixed and everything was sorted so it wasn't too bad.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Did she have to pole dance for the repair man?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

You being mean to me online is not going to hurt me.
I'm immune to your bullying, as I'm getting my new phone tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I'm always impressed by the way you ignore all my comments about your girlfriend being a stripper/pole dancer/hooker/empowered

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I am rubber, you are glue.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Genuine question
Is she any of the above or is this just Al based lols?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

She was until recently a stripper yes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I see
So in summary, she has cracking tits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

And too many shoes.
Yes.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Really?
I thought it was just an internet truth, like me being a cunt, or Captain Placid being a reasonable human being with valid opinions on crime and punishment?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Yes really.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Cool.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

It seems silly to actively enjoy something without first checking with the internet if this is acceptable or not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

What kind of cunt would do that?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

The answer to that is the Al type of cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I HATE THIS MEME!
IT MAKES ME SO UPSET!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Is that a monkey?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

It's super hottie Tina Fey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I love this more than I love my own mother.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I fear the opinions of the words.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Completely ignoring the question
But I wonder if any of you can give me an answer:

speaking with the missus last night I said that not only to Popes take a new name when they take on the role, but I am fairly sure it used to be standard practise for monarchs to do the same. I cant however give any examples but I ma sure I read it or heard it somewhere. Is there anyone able to confirm this or should I stand in a corner with a conical hat on?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I think you're wrong.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I endorse this opinion

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

You're forgetting Henry VII who was raised as Gerald Higginbottom until his coronation

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

"You have control of the board"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

"Gunther, you're back in play"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

tree!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Soz BD29 you're making that up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

He's not. One of the Georges, I think.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I didn't know this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

well a day you learn something
is never a wasted day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Really?
I am sure it has happened, and I am also pretty sure that should Charlie boy ever actually get to be king he was going to take the name George, rather than his own name due to the house of Stuart connection. This would also mean that Harry would be known as Henry ~(HRH)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Think for kings they can choose to use any of their Christian names?
e.g. George VI's first name was Albert, George was one of his other Christian names.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I'll stick up for you here.
Yes it is common practice for monarchs to choose their regnal name.
For example, George VI was Prince Albert before he became king.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

NO, YOUN A PRINCE ALBERT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Thanks tangles
And you loksey.

And Pft "prince albert"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I thoroughly enjoy musicals and would heartily recommend Chicago, Wicked and Legally Blonde in particular to anyone who enjoys a jolly good night out
I assume this closes the discussion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

You're not helping me at all here.
But thanks for the recommendations.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

It's important that you choose not to let the opinions of others stopping you from expressing who you are
Chicago is fucking brilliant, honestly. Even better than Wicked and I do not say that lightly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Really?
So why is it a place where ex soap stars go to die? At least the people in Wicked are professionally trained singers/dancers etc. not just has been soap actors.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)

High-profile show, been running a long time, most of the cast are proper theatre stars
but it's always had a practice of getting celebs in for single roles. Think it reinvigorates interest - it's something like the second longest-running West End show after Les Mis. When I saw it, we had the Hoff. Oh yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'm going to see Les Miserables in April. I hate musicals.
This one apparently doesn't have any spoken words in it at all. I'm hoping this means that there won't be any contrived chorus lines forming from random passers by or whatever. I'm not hoping very hard, mind.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

GAY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

GAY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Gayer than a purple tie with pink flowers on it.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Why are you going to see it then?
EDITE sorry I meant to say

GAY
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

To get some hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Birthday present, innit.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

So, somebody bought you tickets for something you hate
and instead of saying "Yeah thanks, I'm gonna sell these and keep the money instead" you are subjecting yourself to an evening of something you dont enjoy?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Sounds like the actions of a GAY to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

^Holmes^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Well GAY.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

No, I bought tickets to something that I hate as a present for somebody else.
I am going because they want to go with me. I am being manfully silent.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

+to get some hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

If hole is the motivation
take some tissues, apparently it gets pretty weepy.
Then you can look chivalrous which helps in the hole-chasing, and if unsuccessful you can have a cinemawank without messing up your clothes.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

^expert advice^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

As charming and helpful as this advice is,
I'm not doing it to "get hole". I'm already "getting hole". I'm doing it because it's a nice thing to do and you don't bitch and whine if somebody wants to spend their time with you, just because it's not one of your favourite things.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Yeah you're totally doing this in the hope of getting some.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Sounds pretty gay to me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Why is the other person in this relationship making you sit through several hours of something you hate?
That doesn't sound altogether healthy and balanced to me. No wonder you're not getting any hole.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)

How was the step?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post1893388
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

You are currently getting hole because you have agreed to go to this twatwaffle.
If you withdrew from the event now, you just watch that fanny shrivel up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Perhaps the best advice I have ever read on the internet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

What about
The Harder They Come?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Tell me about it, I'm having to go to a musical to get her to do that.
boom boom
( Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

That doesn't count and well you know it.
cf Spinal Tap
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

There is nothing to answer here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Without question, yes.
Next question please.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

We need a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)