hahaha the dirty little bastard
it starts off so sweet. and then.... bird frottage.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

he's full of the joys of spring lately

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:54, Reply)

i thought he thought it was an egg at first
it was quite nurturing.

then no. shagged to death. poor ball.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Are you saying his parrot is a nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:11, Reply)

his parrot is a ball-shagging grotbag
and very cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:13, Reply)

he does sit on it for hours sometimes, trying to hatch it
then he shags it

which is worrying
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)

to be fair, his brain is smaller than his birdcock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:28, Reply)

yeah well, so's yours

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:35, Reply)

awwww
i read that as "he's yours" at first and was all excited.

now i see it was not in fact a gift of a parrot but just another insult on the internet. doom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:37, Reply)

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:51, Reply)

how do i put that shizzle in my profile?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/rB5MRv2.png" />
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:21, Reply)