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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Would anyone like to discuss the specifications of some hardware of some kind?No, thought not.
So, musicals are gay and computer chat is dull.
But what is heterosexual and interesting?
Now is your chance to impress the class with how fascinating and manly* you are.
Alt: I just had a sandwich and some fruit. This isn't in the slightest bit interesting, nor is your lunch. Talk about something else.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:03,
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I recently sanded off some peeling paint and used a "damp resistant" paint to cover it upthe idea was that when we sell out house the sucker that buys it won't notice the annoying damp problem in the kitchen.
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I want to sell our house before all the shoddy cheap jobs we've done on it come back to bite us.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:17,
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As a rule, I always try and do a good jobbut I'm not going to the effort of dealing with localised damp in a house that's 180 years old.
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I just typed for longer, that's all.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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I've deleted mine. It was shit anyway.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:08,
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Stomping is a sign of manlyness(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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It's not our fault, we can't see you down there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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i think it's funny how battered always gets his posts pushed down(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:05,
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I'm going to be making homebrew wine tonight.With this pack, a friend from work got me as a moving in present.
www.wilkinsonplus.com/home-brewing/wilko-6-bottle-wine-starter-kit-cab-sauv/invt/0318391
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I bet it tastes revolting when it's finished.I don't get it Chompy, with alcohol at pocket money prices, why bother making your own?
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It's like a science kit in your kitchen.And it's about half the price and so you can either buy twice as much or buy something of twice the quality you'd normally buy.
And I don't think many people will say alcohol is cheap.
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Aldi do a coupleToro Loco Tempranillo £3.70ish a bottle, sells out soon as it's on the shelves.
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The accepted wisdom is that overheads are largely fixed in the wine industryat about 3 quid a bottle. So if you're buying a 4 pound bottle, you're spending one pound on the quality of the contents. If you spend a tenner, you're spending 7.
I am not a vintner, mind.
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Kroney, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:26,
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I tend to buy an expensive one that is half price.And then fail to appreciate any difference.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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I'm one of the few who find homebrew chat interesting.I reckon I wouldn't be able to notice much difference between a homemade wine and a proper one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:09,
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I doubt it to be honest. But at that price it's not that bad just for the equipment.You can get 6 bottle kits for about £10, they're apparently equivilent to £10-£15 bottles of wine after they've been racked for 18months.
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www.bibendum-wine.co.uk/our-services/market-insights/uk-wine-pricing
Excise duty doesn't count on kits, packaging, logistics, vat and retailer margin is reduced. So the quality of the grape juice and the quality of the yeast is increased and seeing as that and a clearing agent is all that's in wine, you're getting much better value for money.
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Yeah, like I would leave them there for 18 months.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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The advice is to wrap them up so well you can't open them when drunk.And make 6-10 batched a year.
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I just brushed the loose hair out of 2 chihuahuas fur. I don't think it gets any more manly than that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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Just noticed I did my usual trick of putting an asterisk for a footnote and then forgetting to add the footnote.I'll put it here instead:
*+wo for the two remaining female posters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:13,
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This hasn't really added anything to the thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:14,
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my hearts not in it today. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:15,
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It's ok, we can just hold hands in silence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:16,
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It made a man of you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:18,
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Is this manly enough for you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:21,
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LOOK AT THE BOLLOCKS ON THAT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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He he(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:57,
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I've just eaten some really spicey noodles (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:22,
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nothing on this page so far is hetero or interestingi just got a bagel from the deli bit of our restaurant. the woman looked at me as if i were mental because i asked for egg mayo with a cheddar slice on top. egg and cheese is a GOOD combination, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:23,
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this would be you thencelebritymorningnews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/10ec8_article-2122512-125EF258000005DC-324_468x420.jpg
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what the hell did you search to find that?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:32,
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It's Queen Victoria from the "Pirates in an adventure with Scientists" film. (, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Wrong.So answer the question then, what is hetero and interesting?
Clue: It ain't your lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:25,
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computers and homebrew and car chatare killing this place.
i like frank's parrot. that's hetero and interesting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:26,
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I like the way you dismissed the thread as dullthen made it duller. Very post-modern.
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i was quite proud of thisbut i still maintain that egg mayo and cheese is fucking tasty and the girl in the deli is a foodWrong.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:27,
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i have snakehips and a pert arseand well you know it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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i never farthowever i have been guilty of the occasional burp
but i maintain burping is a million times cleaner/better than farting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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I heard you fart like a coagulant gorilla after a night out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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you know those sizzling dishes at needos?next time imma put your face on the iron and press HARD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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ssssshnobody knows this.
especially not nakers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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the sad thing isthis really did make me lol. why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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If it didn't make you lolyou're really in the wrong place here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:44,
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it was childish and pathetic and far more effort than the joke warrantedbest thing on here today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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I really don't like cold egg at all, makes me grim up in my special place.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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That's my Throne Room, or Battle Grounds.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:33,
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Sex is qiute interesting.and, depending on your particular preferences, can be relatively heterosexual.
Alt: I've just spent two hours trying to show an 80 year old lady what her smartphone can do. I think my brain has died.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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In answer to your question,chiplotle, lemon and herb roast chicken wrap with garlic houmous and salad. And yes, jolly nom indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:29,
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My nommy pulled pork, smells amazing and has 5 more hours of cooking(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:31,
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Yeah, ain't got a BBQ And slow cookers are for peadofiles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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Doesn't all houmous contain garlic?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:33,
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This is bog standard houmous pepped up with additional garlic-infused QOTW olive oil.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:34,
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Is chiplotle a funny chili?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:36,
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Oh fuck off. I've been up since 4.45 this morning, my flight was delayed and I'm not going to see my daughter until Good Friday.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:38,
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hang onthere's a website somewhere that gives a fuck... mums something or other...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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Attention to detail is an important quality in a lawyer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:39,
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I feel listless and melancholy today, /OT.I think I might listen to some 'emotional hardcore' music to really get in touch with my feelings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:35,
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I just don't have much to say on the subject.*sigh*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:40,
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I'm pretty sure that leaping around to some Henry Rollins wearing nothing but shorts, with other like-minded adults is just the remedy you need.Keep it straight edge though!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:41,
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No no, not 'hardcore', silly.'Emotional hardcore' like 'Linkin (sic) Park' and what have you. Marilyn whatsisface. You know. The makeup chappies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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I'm not sure if I'm ready to take our relationship to the physical plane yet.Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:45,
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You need to buy a Greggs hat first.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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I just don't think I can make the necessary millinery commitment at this stage.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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i found you one in a puddle outside my flat, remember?i'm sure it's still knocking around somewhere
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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that's alright, i'd rather snog lusty anyway(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:46,
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That's definitely interesting and heterosexual.No, wait. The other thing.
Boring and bent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:48,
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now come on, which is worse, the thought of me tonguing lustyor the thought of battered tonguing monty?
we all know the answer to this.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:49,
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Trust me, this won't be happening.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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what, battered tenderly combing his fingers through monty's locks?(whilst standing on a chair and stretching up his wee arms)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:53,
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oh well this competition just blew WIDE OPEN(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:30,
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PARROT ON PLASTIC RED BALL KINKY RED HOT SEX ACTIONwww.youtube.com/watch?v=qpXVtLrb3vM&feature=player_detailpage#t=762s
alright
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hahaha the dirty little bastardit starts off so sweet. and then.... bird frottage.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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i thought he thought it was an egg at firstit was quite nurturing.
then no. shagged to death. poor ball.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:06,
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Are you saying his parrot is a nonce?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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his parrot is a ball-shagging grotbagand very cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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he does sit on it for hours sometimes, trying to hatch itthen he shags it
which is worrying
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to be fair, his brain is smaller than his birdcock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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awwwwi read that as "he's yours" at first and was all excited.
now i see it was not in fact a gift of a parrot but just another insult on the internet. doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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Has anyone here used identity cloaker to view iplayer etc outside the UK?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:54,
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