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KEITH CHEGWIN THREAD
Post your favourite picture of Keith Chegwin or one of his 1980s Saturday morning television peers. Bonus points if he's not ballroom dancing or showing his shrivelly alkie-cock.
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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
YES!
(although I think that was the one I got 'stepped for last week so you might want to watch yourself)
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I haven't been stepped with this account yet, what's that about eh?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:59, Reply)
The Mods are fucking useless, that's what it is.
(useless is the name of their dog)
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tell you what right, I heard he used to pay sweaty nignogs to poo on his chest
not saying there's any truth in that rumour, just what I heard
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Floella Benjamin shits for money

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I would certainly fucking pay.
Where do I apply?
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I heard her dehydrated bum nuggets are used as currency in several third world countries

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Cheggers as Robin Hood

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Niiiiiice.

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Always believe in your soul.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Amazing.

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I misread that as "Keith Chegwin dead"
Somehow the actual text only became visible through my wall of tears
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 15:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:00, Reply)
That one is just wrong.
You've ruined everything.

:(
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Would you like some Joe Pascale instead?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Don't panic ... help is on its way ...

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you're doing it wrong, middle class BBC boy

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I reckon I could still knock one out over Sally James.

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you're nothing to me if you can't.
NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Definitely

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
and for our younger viewers

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Oh my word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I NO RITE

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I'd do her. But I'd be thinking of her dad.

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Just think of a number

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
so would she

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)
He's no Dickie Davies though

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)
That man got so much pussy in the 70s and 80s.
So. Much. Pussy.
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Hence the smile

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Fucking hell. It's Ron Burgundy.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
That is just ..... wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
It certainly feels a bit wrong masturbating to it.
Although that could be because I'm at work.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)
You can clearly see her cock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
You mean Keith Chegwin AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm saying he's a cock but really I quite like him.

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I don't like Keith Chegwin, either genuinely or in a lol wakki ironic way.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Fuck off out of my thread then.

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Fine, I'm off to read Derek Geldart obituary.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Have some Bob Holness instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
FAT JEW

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Would Fred Dineage be better?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)
He's no Dibnah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)


(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)
hahahaha!
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Jesus shitting titty christ.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)


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(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
no, this actually
linked as vaguely nsfw although no titties visible
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Bet that chair stinks now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:26, Reply)
oh god yes

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
hahahaha check out my shiny hawt profile. thank you.
*prouds*

now ffs don't go changing it to anything like "official fanny licker" or something. that would not be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I can't, it's on imgur so if I change the pic then internet magic blah blah blah fucking blah I got bored of explaining that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)
i know nothing of this internet magic
but i have momo on my profile which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
there's a new thread you know
all the cool kids are there
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:46, Reply)
oh is it a psycho thread?
he is waaaaahgnoring me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:48, Reply)
haha, what a cunt
understandable though
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
it really isn't
i'm the best one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:56, Reply)
that's like being the brightest piece of sweetcorn in a splatterfart

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)
STOP BULLYING GONZ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)
screw you then, I'm off out now
enjoy talking to NO ONE AT ALL HAHAHA UNPOPULAR
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)
You and your Zoe Ball obsession....I don't know
I think she looks like a Wishnik troll
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:32, Reply)
you dreadful fucking faggot

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:36, Reply)
You ignorant cock
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
mind your own fucking business

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:49, Reply)

sorry
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I should fucking think so too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Cheggers Plays Pop May 1978 - The Wurzels live.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJAxJ4o53gQ&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:28, Reply)


(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 11 Mar 2013, 16:35, Reply)
TRIUMPHANT!

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