Received: when I was a beautiful long-haired teenager I used to nick my mother's hair dryer
so in revenge she gave me a hair dryer for Xmas when I was about 15. The fucking whore. It was only a joke and I did get some other stuff but I HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

you used to blow dry your hair?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Now he's older he dyes it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

dry your hair goats
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You don't understand how cold our house was.
For six months of the year no hair would dry without some kind of additional warrm air being applied to it. It was about 18" long which didn't help*


*SO WAS MY HAIR LOL!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)

UPVC windows would have warmed the place up.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Damn you
I was going to post something about Everest
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Fit the best?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

hahahaha

( wanderlust, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I wouldn't know, you oik.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)