So this lady walks into a shop, and she sees a magical dildo.
"What's so magical about the dildo?" asks the women, "Well, you give the magic dildo a command, and it'll do it. Make you come 6 ways 'till sunday, and it's already saturday". She buys it and takes it home.

She gets home, takes off her knickers, and goes "Magic Dildo ! Make me Cum like a madwomen" Suddenly the dildo levitates out the box, and goes right up her. She has the most amazing orgasam she's ever had, she's screaming the house down.

Little did she know, her husband was just putting the key in the door, when he heard her wife's throws of passion. He ran up the stairs and slammed open the bedroom door "WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?" he yells. "YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK THAT PONCE IS RIGHT NOW".

She tells him to calm down and relax, "You see, I bought this Magic Dildo, you give it a command and it just does it. It's amazing ! There is no one else here, honestly babes, I wouldn't do that to you.... I love you".

"What the fuck? Are you kidding me? My arse, magic dildo, my fucking arse.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I loved that joke when I was 8.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I didn't realise they had jokes back in 1938.
Can I get your some ice for that sick BURN ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Textbook.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

*eats choccy biccie*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:47, Reply)