You've got this wrong mate
You're taking over what is, fundamentally, a woman's job whilst encouraging her to keep talking. The correct response in this situation is "shut up and cook my dinner bitch"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Followed by a lightning quick kick in the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

This is almost exactly how Darth treats his girlfriend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Probably doing jazz hands at the same time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

MULTITASKING
*wins the internet*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I see your point mate
But watching her coming out....with.....the story...........like....this does my head in.

I just take over the cooking long enough to start to make an arse of it and she then suddenly manages to reach the conclusion of the story in double-quick time and get me out of the bloody way before I've completely ruined everything.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I can understand your frustration there
Women have no idea of the level of restraint it takes not to scream "AND?!" at any point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:57, Reply)

GET ON WITH IT!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 13:59, Reply)

IS THIS STORY FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE???

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:27, Reply)