When I was a kid, one of my school friends told me that if you were bisexual, you liked boys and girls
But if you were trisexual, you liked boys, girls and animals. I asked him what you'd be if you just fancied girls and animals, but not boys. He didn't know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:32, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

upset ^

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

push a hornet up your weehole

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

and shit out what, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)

An EGGWASP

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Or some kind of stinging moth
just for Kroney.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:47, Reply)

It would make you a fucking pervert.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

But surely fancying all three would also make you a pervert

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

No, it makes you a trisexual.
Your problem, Twoey, is that you never listen.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Also, is their a distinction animals of different genders?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Ah, now there's another thing
If one were a zoophile, would the gender of the animal make a difference? Depends on the animal, I guess. Vagina or cloaca? Proper penis or lipstick thing?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

A gay zoophile.
Worst of all the zoophiles.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

^I like this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Mister M. Zoophiles is a character in Cats right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Probably.
These wierdos take this shit very seriously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

how do you know?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

'AWFUL'!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:52, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:56, Reply)

riverghost?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)