You know 'the trickle' after you've done the shake and then put away?
Imagine that, but more of a gush, and anything up to twenty minutes after exiting the loo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wait.... You've experienced this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

No, I fucking haven't.
However, I have a brain, and an imagination.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

Hey, I understand HOW it could happen
I just find it strange that I've gone 36 years without EVER hearing a woman talk about this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I've never heard a woman talking about it either.
This could be because I don't have many female friends (at least, not ones with babies), or because despite what you may believe, we don't spend all out time together comparing stories about twats.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:07, Reply)

why tell stories when you can roll back and flash the gash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:08, Reply)

I've spoken about vaginas, at length, with several women in my time
And it's never come up. Far more disgusting things have though...which is why I find this odd.
What I'm saying is, I think it's not really a big deal, and this girl had gotten a bee in her bonnet. So to speak.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I bet something else came up, though.
Eh? Eh?
*nudges*
*winks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Don't be silly. B3th doesn't bathe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

sponge bath innit
well it'd more of a janitors mop, but you know
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I have honestly never heard of this before

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)

I'm being forcibly and repeatedly reminded
of a sea-cave in a storm.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Oof.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah right!
This is all very odd. What about when women go swimming? This doesn't sit right with me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Do you ever do that form of swimming when you lie on your back and swim feet-first? I bet they don't do that.
Drag, see?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:05, Reply)

I can't do any swimming on my back.
Couple of reasons...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:09, Reply)

your blow hole is on your back and...?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

oof

( Kroney, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

+H
TESCO POPE LOZ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

unless your chebs are made of something really odd
shouldn't they make it harder to swim on your front?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:13, Reply)

i think they slide around the slides then sink

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I can't really swim that well anyway, tbh.
But the flotation devices do make it a bit more difficult.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

Women are weird
I've said it before and I'll say it again; the second they stop looking and feeling the way they do, I'm going gay.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

I'm waiting...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)