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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Depends when Deidre last had a bath.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
She hasn't washed since she paedo'd up that Moroccan kid.
The filthy mare.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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You have to gargle with her menstrual blood.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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I reckon that last appeared circa 1970.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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I bet she's as fertile as Colombia's Amazon Basin.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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Which is pretty congealed and mouldy given that she went through the menopause some time ago.
Oh yumminy yumminy!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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.... and whether she suffers from mumsnet aquatic hooverfanny?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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