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"And his hands would plait the priest's entrails, for want of a rope, to strangle kings."
alright
Denis Diderot was a fucking d00d
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 6:19,
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I am obviously more ignorant than I thought.
I had never heard of him.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:27,
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Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory
alright
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:31,
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Alright
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:36,
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alright
I have no lunch :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:53,
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yeah, I just don't care, soz
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:53,
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Thats just cruel
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:54,
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soon as that whole giving a fuck thing kicks in I'll let you know
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:54,
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Can't see that happening anytime soon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:55,
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or indeed ever
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:09,
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Then go to the shop and buy some.
It's not that difficult.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 7:54,
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I have some clients round later
may take them out for lunch may order in, I’ve not decided yet but the company credit card is at the ready
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:04,
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yeah
still not caring here
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:10,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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I've got roast pork sandwiches with gerkins and mustard.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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again with the not giving a fuck here
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:08,
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That is not a combination I would have thought of
I guess you like it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:12,
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I like gerkins in nearly everything.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:18,
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he also said
'good music is very close to primitive language' which sounds to me like a punk rock manifesto. Alright
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:05,
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So how did you pass the time, during your Home Alone night?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:06,
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reading. As in a book not the town
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:08,
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did you like that Randall mix then?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:11,
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Yup, not bad at all - although some of the sidebar recommendations led me off in other directions.
Thanks for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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s'alright. proper breakbeat hardcore, innit
Randall went on to be a DJ's DJ in the jungle/ DnB scene.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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I had a prized cassette with a mix of his from Centreforce Radio which was from '89. He's done the lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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shit yeah J. Geils Band
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:22,
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alright not quite the lot then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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yeah
Do you remember Peshay? I have a tape of his with some proper Amen business on it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:23,
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I do but he was after my time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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jazzy DnB
Fuck, now I have the riff from Warhead by DJ Krust on loop in my head.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:30,
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Warhead was a good tune.
I know that one because my mate's wife is much younger than we are.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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if you like Warhead you'll like Bambataa by Shy FX
It's dirty, druggy and has the Sugarhill break.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:43,
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I think I have your hangover
Do you want it back?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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Whoah that ain't mine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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It's the only book I am prepared to read.
Once you've read it, all other literature is redundant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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I missed the "Park Side Killers" thing you added yesterday
I loved "Saturday Night" I think it was that album introduced cow bells
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:13,
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Hard to say. 'Rock the Bells' by LL Cool J was the same year.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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By Whigfield?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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Yes
Track used in "King of New York" film
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6_Wyt7Pf8UAlso created the line "Nobody rides for free"
Sheeba sheeba y'all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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haha, "reading" a "book", you fucking faggot
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:19,
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I KNOW, how bent is THAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:20,
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I bet it had a fucking "plot" too, you massive queer
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:21,
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It didn't even RHYME ffs
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:22,
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the only way you can rescue some small amount of dignity here is by telling me there was a nekkid chick on the cover with a sword or some thing
ideally sticking her tits out while she cuts a dragon's head off, on a fucking spaceship full of zombies
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:25,
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Yeah that's that one. Can't believe you've got that one too.
It's really cool - the chapter about first person computer games is well smart.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:27,
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I did all the colouring in in one afternoon and kept nearly all of it inside the lines
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:37,
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I like it when Batman stops a crime. That's my favourite bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:40,
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Robin is a cunt though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:41,
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Clooney was the best Batman
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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Adam West
You batwronger
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:46,
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Roger Moore was the best Bond, Moonraker is the best Bond film, Clooney was the best Batman
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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Rocky 5 is the best Rocky. Nicholas Cage's Wicker Man shits on the original.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:52,
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Alien films were shit until the Predators got involved
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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if Batman's stopping nekkid chicks with swords killing zombies on a fucking spaceship then he can fuck off back to his Batnest and stay there
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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First person shooters is the genre. You massive fail.
"First person" is just a camera setting.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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Oh man I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:13,
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You, earlier:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4waJ22hDU
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:14,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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It really is superb isn't it
'The moons of Tregloss Four'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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I assume he set up a series of amusing traps
and was then shocked by the sting of a splash of Brut
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:13,
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tell you what, shagging Mila Kunis must really take it out of a man

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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:15,
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fuck
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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you'd be permanently baw deep
Can't blame him for looking drained.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:17,
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he doesn't just look drained, he looks like Levon Helm's grandfather
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:20,
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shit yeah Bruce Springsteen
/inexplicable ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:12,
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If I was coding a browser I'd stick unlikely phrases in the autocomplete to confuse people.
/ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:14,
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GO FUCK A CUCKOO UP THE EGGHOLE
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:16,
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THEN SHIT IN A WREN'S NEST
/not ac
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:18,
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The 1994 Rwandan massacre of Tutsis and some creme Anglais
/ac
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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unless it was that Harry Potter bitch posting pics of her shitting in Kate Middleton's handbag then no one gives a fuck
/ac
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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Easy blud
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:28,
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Shut up Nakers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:29,
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alright
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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alright Badmons
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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alright harters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:42,
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Has everyone been given the new icons?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:44,
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not me :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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Badmons never waits to be given
he just takes what he wants
Proffers Lunch monies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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hello nakey noos xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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hello dozy does xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:31,
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Get a room you pair of queers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:32,
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room womb
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:33,
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are you going to sit in the corner furiously beating away at your flacid cock? Cursing the rampant alcoholism that has left you impotent
and fantasizing about killing some prossies in revenge?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:34,
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Yes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:35,
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I'm wearing a lovely TM Lewin shirt today xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:45,
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I bought a lovely new hacket shirt yesterday, which i will be expensing
as i was called last minute to a conference to present
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:47,
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is it pink?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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blue mayfair check AKSHULLY
although I did try on a pink shirt, it had a funny collar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:50,
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Not POPPED enought for your tastes, right Fogesy you fucking cunt?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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not sure you can pop a spread collar :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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I love spread collars.
Far more elegant.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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not the overly spread ones though, they are purely for footballers with ridiculous tie knots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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collars.Far more elegant ing men's anuses so wide I can see their intestines
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:07,
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If anyone can, you can you fucking triplord.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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\o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:01,
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I tried on a couple of their suits last week.
They're fucking badly-made, flimsy gash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:48,
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I've never tried their suits
Nice shirts though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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Thomas Pink shirts are better quality for similar money.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:49,
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yeah, but they didn't have any in Brent Cross T K Maxx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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Classy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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I don't believe in paying over the odds, you're a business man you should understand that
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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I was also tempted by an Oswald Botang suit at £400
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:54,
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that's a good price for a Boateng
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:58,
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Fo sho, apparently marked down from £1200
I don't have the cash at the moment though, i feel i may have missed an opportunity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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They quite often have Boateng.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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So does your mum, the black cock loving hussy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:00,
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haha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:17,
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AT LAST
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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don't wear pink, soz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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Prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:51,
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One of their old directors ran my firm for a bit - he was a cunt.
As I understand it he got fired from the firm he went to next, for lying, during his probation period. I really disliked him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:53,
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how do these people get to senior positions?
I can only assume it must be ambition trumping talent.
hey Battered help a brother out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:55,
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It is more often than it should be.
Disclaimer: does not apply to me. I am excellent at what I do.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 8:59,
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My firm was struggling.
The deal he did was that if he could sell the firm he’d get a cut of the money – so instead of trying to turn the business around he spent his entire time trying to sell it. Then left with a hefty payoff when he failed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:06,
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that old chesnut
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:10,
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I like them firm and struggling
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:21,
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I'm in London.
That makes me closer to some of you, but further from others.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:15,
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Are we going for a pint?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:16,
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not with you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:25,
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:o(((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:28,
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For how long?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:20,
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till about 2,
Then I've got to shoot back.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:24,
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I've dun a new thread
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