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I had a choice, drink myself to death or stop entirely

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Blimey
I was hoping scarpe might be "in" on this thread. Please tell the group more
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
binge drinker all my life, realised it had got out of hand, stopped
that's all folks
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)
although I did jump out of a moving taxi and land in a puddle of mud on a building site before I made the decision to maybe curtail my drinking a little

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:59, Reply)
oh yeah, and the waking up in an ambulance with alcoholic poisoning, that was a major contributory factor

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:00, Reply)
once you've had a paramedic sit on your chest to stop you convulsing and ripped all the muscles in your back, you start to wonder if vodka and red bull is really the drink for you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Lightweight

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)
he did say if they'd have got there 10 minutes later I'd have been dead
not like I didn't put the effort in
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Do you think if there was minimum pricing in it would have effected your drinking?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:06, Reply)
affected

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
no, because I could afford it
and hardened alcoholics will go without food to have a drink
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:10, Reply)
My brother is halfway to doing just that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:46, Reply)
well he won't stop unless he wants to
problem with booze it's it's socially acceptable, cheap and in the short term, quite effective in anaesthatising depression
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)
that's three problems

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
shut up Frank

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
He really, really doesn't want to and would have such a hole in his life if he did it might actually be worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:50, Reply)
alcoholics are the most selfish addicts
they see it wrecking their lives and the lives of their families and they just get wankered again until the problem goes away
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)
But the problem DOES go away, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:57, Reply)
You have to drink an awful lot before it does.
But yeah, I'm sure it will eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Phew, well that's a relief

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:01, Reply)
it's like that thing where you're in a car travelling at the speed of light and you switch the headlights on
probably
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Yes, I imagine it's exactly like that

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:02, Reply)
pr­ick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Oh Frank
What are a couple of lads-about-town like us doing in a place like this, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:13, Reply)
dunno, I thought it was a fat chick dating site, glad I didn't pay for full membership tbh

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
You're thinking of Sickidates

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Meet like-minded people for dates
From the people that brought you the horrifically racist and generally unfunny site, Sickipedia™
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:17, Reply)
sickipedia is just an embarrassing puddle of tramp wank

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:18, Reply)
bored now, going Outside, imagine that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Well imagine looking for romance in such a place
That thought is nothing short of harrowing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 10:20, Reply)

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