What sort of a cunt cross posts between boards just to point and laugh at the emotional cripples?
b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits2/post1896462

This sort of a cunt. Apparently.

Alt: David Bellamy ... too obvious a kiddie fiddler to have been an actual kiddie fiddler?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:00, 62 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think one of my friends is on his "blog"
He linked it from another site and if I'm right I doubt she knows about it and I'm pretty sure that photo was taken before she was 18.

Just saying.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Have you a link to his blog please?
I need some new material. Even I'm bored of Lego-minge and balloon hat gags.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

going home now.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)

Oh you mean his robo-grot site?
Oh dull been there already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Calling Bartleby, calling bartleby
anyway, how much "research" did you have to do on his site o find her?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:05, Reply)

haha, I thought you were talking about Bellamy.
I'd nearly googled "bellamy nonce" before I realised you were talking about our local serial lego mimsy invader.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)

What's that genius triple T-er been up to now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:03, Reply)

I don't reckon Bellamy's a nonce.
I just don't get that vibe. My noncedar is going apeshit on Paul Daniels though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Daniels is a fucking beast. No question. Undoubtedly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)

and for my next trick I'm going to make my cock disappear up this girl's arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)

He's basically admitted to being a nonce
but that it was "OK because he thought she was 16, and then when it turned out she wasn't he kicked her out of his car onto the side of the road and got the fuck outta Dodge sharpish*"

*slightly paraphrased but this was the gist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Wot a fackin rotter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:10, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9764387/Paul-Daniels-admits-he-cannot-be-sure-all-his-groupies-were-over-16.html
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:13, Reply)

The "Woah I nearly nonced but luckily I stopped it in time" defence. Textbook
Like fuck he did. He left her by the side of the road looking like a plasterer's radio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

And that's magic!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Emvee is pointless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

I think the best bit about that thread is that he's claiming to have pretty much everybody in it on ignore
so when he looks at it all he sees is emvee replying to emvee twenty five times telling himself how he's being terribly clever and trolling everybody else.

Just imagine that for a few seconds. That's got to make you feel better about yourself.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:06, Reply)

he is internet Metatron

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

He's a special one alright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Needs more Magnus Pyke



( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

YES!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:08, Reply)

I don't know what that animal is but I'd definitely fuck it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:07, Reply)

/ac

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:11, Reply)

I've definitely had a lot worse.
I've probably had worse than Bellamy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:12, Reply)

when's your babby due?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:14, Reply)

4 weeks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

s-h-i-t, exciting though
mine was 3.5 weeks early, just sayin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:16, Reply)

Mine was 11 days overdue.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:17, Reply)

lazy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:18, Reply)

More relaxed & comfortable I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I'm supposed to be in the "always being sober enough to drive her to hospital" stage
I've got round this by selling the car.

Textbook, another victory for team gin, I feel.

I'm not really that much of a cunt, I've got a new one coming next week.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:19, Reply)

Joking aside, don't drive her to the hospital.
1. You don't want to have to mess about parking or to have to keep going outside to feed the meter.
2. You don't want to drive when you're that distracted (trust me, you will be).
3. You may go quite some time without sleep (my wife's labour lasted 54 hours) - no way I'd want to drive home after going that long without sleep.

Get a taxi.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:21, Reply)

I drove, it was fine because I'm not a pussy
just sayin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Me too
but both labours were pretty quick. Twat like a Lancaster bomber.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:32, Reply)

It did horrific damage to Dresden?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:33, Reply)

It's on the cover of a Motorhead LP?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I think it's a Heinkel actually but eff it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

It's a Heinkel 111 fact fans!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Boring myself here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Taxis frequently refuse to take women in labour to hospital up here.
Apparently. But valid points all, although I do a fair amount of work at that hospital so parking ain't an issue and I've driven whilst being far more distracted than that... but still, I see what you're getting at.

Regardless, she's been sober for 8 months, I might as well show some solidarity for the last few weeks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Fuck that, have a beer while you can.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Meh. Minibadger will do well to manage to interfere with my imbiming.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

it'l try dear badger, it'll try ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:31, Reply)

I'm very co-ordinated whilst drunk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)

i ws just being asked to do that when baby Badmons turned up
all 4 anda half pounds of her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

Micro was 7lb 4oz. Forceps birth.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Like father like daughter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Mine was 'a small baby' size. Caesarean due to diabetic possible complications.
I really should know her weight but really, who gives a toss?

It was well LOL. My ex had such a humungous tolerance to drugs that they'd given her the maximum safe dose and she could still feel them testing for a reaction. They couldn't believe it. I fucking could.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Mine was a fortnight early

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I haven't had a baby.
I can't really join in on this conversation, you elitist pricks.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Your Mrs will want one soon enough
Those ovaries are shriveling up by the day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)

She's got some miles left on that particular clock.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:39, Reply)

That's very savile of you to say that SORRY I mean 'civil' Freudy I mean Kroney.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Say what you want, Stunned thinks I'm a hero.
A HERO
( Kroney, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:42, Reply)

this is not a good thing.

(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:43, Reply)

I am not really in much of a position to judge here tbh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Mine came bang on the due date.
The Ex still owes me a fiver.
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Sorry I can't be arsed to read through this thread
Are we saying that Emvee is a pervy little twat?

Alt: David aint no nonce*

*I can’t justify why I am saying this, I just feel it in my bones
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

He can't be, I met him a few times and he didn't try to fuck me
And I'm gorgous.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:37, Reply)

You'd feel him in your bones - if you know what I'm saying

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 18:40, Reply)