That's a very unattractive bottom.
I feel sorry for people with unattractive bottoms. I have a terribly attractive bottom.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Wars have been fought over mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:19, Reply)

You mean it's got more pockmarks and wrinkles than Flanders?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I mean there's a dirty, stinking, rat-infested trench running through it and clouds of toxic gas that will blind a fellow wafting about all over the place.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Plus a spent cannon, intermittent flooding and fallout that makes it unfit for human habitation?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I really must replace the blind in my bathroom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Why? HAS HE DIED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)

I think so, he only came round to tune my piano , and said he was just popping to the loo,
and that was six months ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

how tall was he?

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I don't get it soz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:50, Reply)

You don't remember the ten inch pianist 'joke'?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:51, Reply)

He should
He was probably around when it was written
( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Careful, I'm older than Monty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

You're older than the new pope?

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:57, Reply)

I do indeed.
Just wondering how desperate Phil must have been to try and shoehorn it into a reference to a blind piano tuner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Look, he's having a tough time at the moment what with this mediator asking him about his wanking habits, so let's give him the benefit of the doubt this time eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I'm usually far to polite to mention it, but...

( Kroney, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:20, Reply)

A cause of unplanned pregnancies for ropey old sorts?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Unlanned is right!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:28, Reply)

LOOK I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY CANDLES, RIGHT?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:29, Reply)

You actually are, it's rather sweet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I say 'sweet', what I mean is 'bent'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:30, Reply)

oh come on Boyce,
Let him have this day. Who are we to piss on a man's 10 years on a comedy site day?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Sshhh!
I'm trying my hand at 'trolling the trolls'!!!

Tee hee!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:37, Reply)

you're a monster.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)

You're not doing it right.
You need to be calling me and my wife increasingly offensive things whilst saying how much you're enjoying seeing me get angry and throw insults around.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

HAHAH BECAUSE *YOU'RE* THE ANNOYED ONE!!!!
THIS IS ALL PART OF MY PLAN SO HA!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Call his wife fat.
Then we'll all sit back and chuckle about him renting a house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:41, Reply)

thing is though, his wife IS fat.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Also, he DOES rent a house.
Just sayin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I bet he doesn't even have a shed to go and hide from his miserable life in and pretend to be fulfilled.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/board/10940028
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Well really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 8:43, Reply)