What else would you do with it?
Chip wrapper I suppose. You could roll it up and swat flies with it. Hmmm....seems that there are more uses for a newspaper than I first thought.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like to use it to mop up oil when changing the oil in my car.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Monty uses it as a blanket

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

well, each to their own I suppose.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

he had to share his witha one footed pigeon :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

*taps nose*
Papier mache, mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Alright, alright, let's not shout it out to everyone, eh.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I made a mask out of papier mache once.
It was terrible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Of course it was.
You should never cover that pretty face of yours.
Terrible idea.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I know there's not many girls left here, but can we please cut down on the gayness.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Your homophobia makes me sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I made an Eiffel Tower out of papier mache once.
By the end I'd had un oeuf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:52, Reply)

*highfives*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it looked like an egg?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You could make a third hat.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:49, Reply)

don't be ridiculous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

My dear boy, what on earth for?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:00, Reply)