right well imma sit here and talk to myself then
so the new pope already has a few dark secrets, it seems. what's your deepest, darkest secret? tell the internet.

alt: have you ever faked it? what have you faked and did you get found out?

altalt: what's the best thing to order in a pub?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:29, 20 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Altalt: Beer of course.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I'm faking
I don't even like beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

This is my deepest, darkest secret.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

what are you some kind of gay?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Found out :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

gay

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

my deepest darkest secret is probably when i broke the fancy light fitting with a ball
and blamed the budgie. it nearly got put in the oven for that.

alt: yes. and no.

altalt: vodka and chips.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

STOMP

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

pickled egg is the answer to all three

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

how do you fake a pickled egg?
did you sneak a scotch egg in the jar?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

i don't think you are treating this with quite the awe and reverence it deserves, somehow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

You have awe and reverence written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

In real life I'm lovely and neither bent nor spastic
alt: sex faked? Yeah probably when fucking pissed and got bored.

altalt: Doombar and a packet of pork scratchings
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I faked it with you

( Peej, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:33, Reply)

altalt:
Crabbies with a double spiced rum in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

My deepest, darkest secret contains Nakers, bentness and spasticity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)

alt:alt: The landlord around

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 14 Mar 2013, 14:37, Reply)