When I was young my mother taught me a 'rude' song from her childhood. And it goes..a little something....like this:
'Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude! Pee po belly bum drawers'

I hav no idea why that's popped into my head nor why I felt the need to share.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:32, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I for one am hugely glad that you did

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)

That is nothing short of extraordinary
Similarly, my Nan taught me the 'milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made' song.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:33, Reply)

She taught me some incredible things too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:44, Reply)

pee po?
whats a pee po?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:34, Reply)

pee po is like peeka-boo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:37, Reply)

1. Pee - urine
2. Po - a chamber pot


Glad to help x

(I think perhaps I should edit it and punctuate it)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I don't believe you.
Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Po
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:39, Reply)

*sigh*
A chamber pot (also a chamberpot, a jordan,[1] a jerry, a po (possibly from French: pot de chambre), a gazunder (likely a contraction of "goes under"), a piss pot, a potty, or a thunder pot) is a bowl-shaped container with a handle, and often a lid, kept in the bedroom under a bed or in the cabinet of a nightstand and generally used as a toilet at night. In Victorian times, some chamber pots would be built into a cabinet with a closable cover.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

i still don't believe you,
and am going to mock you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Well really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You used a chamber pot?
How quaint.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Wait a minute
What's rude about a belly?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:41, Reply)

It's an intrinsically funny word.
Particularly in that context.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Listen don't shoot the messenger OK?
Bellies have been rude since the early 50s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:43, Reply)

My favorite joke growing up was
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=ghost+that+guards+the+toast
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 13:38, Reply)