Back pedalling Thread
When did you last drop a huge clanger and tried to back pedal your way out of it?

Alt: Offensive to strangers When were you last really, I mean REALLY offensive to a stranger?

Alt:alt: What takeaway should I order? And what drink to go with it?

Not that I expect any of you cunts to post on a Friday night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:09, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

could someone start an interesting thread now please

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:11, Reply)

:(
You offensive bully
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I tried inoffensive bullying, it wasn't as much fun

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:13, Reply)

He he
How is Momo is he moulting
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:15, Reply)

he's in his cage, making stupid clucking noises and trying to stay awake

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:26, Reply)

I saw this and thought of Momo moulting
metro.co.uk/2013/03/12/plucky-parrot-pulls-on-jumper-after-pulling-out-feathers-3538410/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:27, Reply)

eclectus parrots are brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF62r8qo5vo
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Sozz I just don't care

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz
do it right ffs
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

I'm doing the remix version

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ui6F6RG1NQ
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

This is cute
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxfW2q_D0RY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

YES YOU DO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I'm only ever rude to strangers on the internet.
I'm very charming IRL.

Order an Indian.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:25, Reply)

WHAT TYPE
Red?
West?
Answer the question Damnit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:27, Reply)

I told someone this afternoon I got destroyed by some hairless guy in speedos at the pool
I didn't really but I briefly thought about all the potential lolfusion had I done
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:30, Reply)

I'm not sure I get this Gluey
Explain further?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:33, Reply)

I speed read that and saw "destroyed - hairless - pedos - pool"

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Poor Al will never go swimming again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:38, Reply)

this is Al going swimming
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

I saw that yesterday and thought
What the blue fuck is this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:00, Reply)

I was in waitrose just now and 4 lamb chops came to between £8 and £11
And I was like "WTF? £11 for 4 meat lollypops ?!?!!? That's well rediculous" so I went to the cafe across the road and paid £8 for 4 lamb chops and a rice and a salad, which I'm combining with the 4 lambchops I have under the grill now, to make 8 lamb chops. Sound like a lot but there isn't much meat there and I don't eat the fat.

God dman I love lamb chops.

I don't think I'm generally offensive, I find it quite crass to aim to find someone _just_ offended. Offended and lol'ing though, that's what I like. Except for the countless examples where I have been crass.

I reckon my last clangger was when I lied to my boss saying I was working on something when I didn't have access. I walked around it, but was glad it wasn't face to face.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Lamb chump chops
have more meat
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:35, Reply)

I was very rude to a man in the pub a few days ago,
But that was mostly because he spat on the floor.
Generally I'm lovely to strangers, but I was in my younger days, very rude and used to get in to all sorts of fights. I'm absolutely delightful these days though. And handsome. And I smell lovely. And I've got really nice hair.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:47, Reply)

If that was true
You would have highchairs in the pub
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Yeah
Now you see the error of your ways
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

I had to help a consultant tell someone that their 17 year old son was almost certainly brain damaged as a result of the cardiac arrest he'd suffered at home.
Oh, and by the way, we don't know what's caused that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)

yeah, soz, can't find any comedy value in that

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

That must be hard AB
I'm assuming you seen Batteredgate in the last post?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

He's one angry, angry, possibly impotent man.
If I was Krakov police I'd be advising all the ladies of negotiable affection not to pick up anyone under 5 foot 4 tonight, just in case.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I'm expecting massive deletions from that thread
once the heat is off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Surely he'd be happier over on QOTW proper with all the other angry inadequates?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I actually like the cunt
He gave me a real hard time when I first started posting but his bark his worse than his bite.
He’s not that bad he just gets carried away at times.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

He comes across a bit like a short-arsed Mykeyboy.
He's not a massive racist by any chance is he?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1250811568/mykeyComputer.jpg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1251115518/23.jpg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1244330444/Mykeyburger.jpg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

That last one's totally not 'shopped is it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

it totally is though

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Not that I'm aware off
He is one of the few posters I would have a pint* with

*or should that be Half pint
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

of

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)

What this this posting?
It's some sort of scrounging munter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

You don’t know my circumstances
Don’t call me It or a Munter

Now pay for my Travelodge room
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:18, Reply)

HahahA
Great summation, that thread was GENIUS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

alright nakey noos? xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Yeah just making cupboard currey for some mates

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)

One of my areas of speciality
Snack master Hartley to the rescue let me help
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I was there on that day son
PUFFS OUT CHEST
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:30, Reply)

christing fuck
How much of a prick was Battered in that last thread?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

very a prick

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

his prickishness is inversely proportional to his stature.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:28, Reply)

As the realisation sunk in
I cringed at each back pedal post
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I still don't see why the dwp should pay for her train ticket though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

I have no clue what the DWP is
I'm ATAN
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

It's because she's on benefits.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)

But she has paid into the pot
24 years worth
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I have no argument with claiming benefits.
It's a safety net. I don't like people making assumptions about how much people get, or the implication that council housing is free to everyone who lives in it.

What Battered did was out of order, just because she's on JSA it's no reason to berate her, and someone in his income bracket has jack all idea of what it's like getting by on peanuts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)

What she aught to do is "Quit uni, get a job and consolidate all her debts into one easily affordable monthly payment".... but only so I can bring that meme back.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Alright Gonzers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Aye, not bad, not bad at all.
Got a proper "Holy shit, that's amazing" from a massive £b+ client today, just waiting for their head office to OK the update. My boss is well pleased even though I've only been in one day this week (working from home the rest of the time).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

You safe?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

In case you missed it
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1901330
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Hah, saw it, but gotta be honest, didn't get it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

It's a cut of meat
Still on the bone
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:18, Reply)

I've been better :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Whats up man?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:16, Reply)

the problem with safety nets is they can become hammocks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:03, Reply)

That's not part of her benefits though? Would be extra...
And isn't an essential cost like food and heat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

You can claim travel expenses for signing on and for travel to interviews.
The DWP can also make discretionary payments in extreme circumstances. Crisis loans for instance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1901389
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

No one cared till it turned out Monty new her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

I noticed that

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Humanises someone that's why

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:51, Reply)

could someone start an interesting thread now please

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Guess what Frank
I'm at work tomorrow and I'll have Bread, Real Butter and Marmite so you will not be able to bully me again
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:55, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

This is better than 4 Momo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlYznUeM5ss
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)

got bored, closed tab, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:06, Reply)

At the end a sabre toothed tiger ate them all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)

yeah
etc
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Strangely enough, I was working and didn't see that thread until I was on the train.
There was a pornstar fit bird on the train. Jesus H Christ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Don't take the lords name in vein
*slaps to the ear*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)

vain

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

*Facepalms* FFS
I drop spelling errors to goad him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)

There are loads of poor spellers on here Frank, drives me to distraction.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)

SEE TOLD YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:02, Reply)

yeah, I just don't care, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Is that why you correct spelling mistakes?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:09, Reply)

no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:10, Reply)

8(
I dun thought we was tight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I've spoken to Dorris before
I can't really see a Povvo sticking around on this site for long, so thats why I didn't label her
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I FUCKING DID YOU BENT SPASTIC

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 22:29, Reply)

a bit more than badmons

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Yep

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Pffft

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:39, Reply)

How is all the beer drinking going Lighty?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

I think it's made him a bit self righteous :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You and Zog did have your part to play

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Whatevs I'm jut playin blud
You can't post a moan like that and no expect some stick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

This thread has had it's day
NEW THREAD PLEASE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I got rl friends now BYE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:51, Reply)

Somebody start a new thread before this prick
gets 100 replies
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Comic relief have asked me to send what I can
So I've dun a botdog
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I have sent 4 Lenny Henries to a Premier Inn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Poor doris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Better than a Trouser press

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 20:40, Reply)