My shoulder is absolutely fucked
because I fell off a Segway.

Morning all.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

eg +ub
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:05, Reply)

How the hell does one fall off a subway?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I dunno, use your imagination.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

By not holding on properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Morning Darthy
gway a man
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Morning mate
Bloody hell, eh? The Catholic church must be gutted they didn't bring in Billy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I heard the Hull game was excellent

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:16, Reply)

Apparently so
Obviously Boyd was going to score. Still wish we'd bought him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:20, Reply)

d ce

Well it was the weekend eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Oh no!
How are you going to play your bass Ukulele now?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:10, Reply)

You're thinking of the Supreme Crow
He was the resident bender before I turned up. He had floppy hair and played bass. I have ludicrous hair and no musical ability whatsoever. HTH xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:11, Reply)

You're right, he was better than you.
Can we have him back.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:13, Reply)

That's a shame.


For the people you inflict your DJing on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Pfft, DJing metal doesn't take any skill beyond the reading of a crowd
I'm happy to share these trade secrets now that I'm out of the game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I like to mix "Fuck that shit" into "Tears of a whale"
such a great juxtaposition
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I like to mix "my cock" into "your mum"
Juxtaposed with "your dad crywanking"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I really don't want to think about your 'trade secrets' but thanks al the same.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:26, Reply)

+sman's entrance
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Thanks for spelling that out Nakers
I don't think the original post was quite clear enough in its subtle suggestion of bumderism on my part, I think we're all grateful for the clarity you bring the board.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:28, Reply)

it's my pleasure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:29, Reply)