Well, to be honest Monty,
Today is not so positive.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oh, my dear boy
Why?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:47, Reply)

well, after finding someone had stolen my bike chain on Friday morning,
I went to ride to the gym, and someone has kicked the back tire in, making it all wobbly like. And my car is probably not safe to drive until I can weld the panel that stops the driver seat falling through the floor, and the new car I've bought has a flat battery.
I'll tell you what, it's not a great day to be a windee.

I'm gonna have to get on the poor bus, with the horrid people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Before you do, go and buy your favourite chocoloate bar
Then eat it, then carry on with your day. Trust me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:52, Reply)

I'm totally getting a boost and a can of Fanta.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

An excellent plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I guaran-damn-tee that you will feel much better afterwards

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Oh Winders, why so glum eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:48, Reply)

see above. :(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:51, Reply)

It all sounds rather poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:54, Reply)

poo indeed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 9:55, Reply)