Have a cup of tea, maybe a couple of biscuits, I dunno
Why do you ask?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What sort of biscuits?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10, Reply)

Oh, nothing special
Couple of bourbons maybe...or custard cream. I might stretch to a chocolate digestive, but it would only be a supermarket brand.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Most supermarkets nowadays produce something of equivalent quality to McVitie's
You'd be a fool to pay the difference.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I agree
The sort of biscuits I buy, at least. Every year Mrs Hats' Nan buys us a tin of the Victoriana biccies. They're fucking magic, they are. I'll be proper sad when she pegs it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

What kind of biscuits?!
Don't leave us hanging
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11, Reply)

I refer my right honorable colleague to the response posted above

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I just berated my sister on Facebook for complaining that she's ill
Thing is, the comments will very quickly fill up with "Aw, get well soon hun x" and that sort of bollocks, so I thought I'd hit her hard with a bit of "pull yourself together for fucks sake". Is that ok, do you reckon?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)

I think so, yes
womMANflu - worst of all the illnesses
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15, Reply)

I believe that's exactly what it is too
Ok cool....just so long as I'm on the right path. Cheers SC.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16, Reply)

As OT's resident expert woman-whisperer
I can see absolutely no potential pitfalls in this plan of yours.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17, Reply)

OT's general advice for dealing with sisters. "Fuck them"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:18, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)

Oh my

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Very well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23, Reply)