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What would you do if B3ta was down for a week or two?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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YM \o/(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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workread blogs and that, probably.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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what blogs do you read?Do you read Dozer's?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Yes. I won't link it as it contains his full name.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:03,
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i reckon I could find yours an allI'm well good at the intenet
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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*may also have gazzed with name in*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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You don't need to be that good at the internet to find people though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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Just "like" b3ta on FB for a start(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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You don't even need to "like" it to read it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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WOULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP GAZZING ME FOR DETAILS OF DOZER'S BLOG.I am a cunt, but not that much of a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I am going on record here to say that I did not gaz Battered for details of Dozer's blog.I cannot think of anything less entertaining.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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No, you didn't. 5 other people have though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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AwwwwwwwwwwStops Mid. Gaz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:21,
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I will link to this thoughlive.xbox.com/en-GB/Profile?gamertag=plumdozer
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He uses the same name on Last FM and allPretty sure I've found Nakers on there too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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various "funny story" sitesa few link sites, Captainawkward.com and some others as the mood takes me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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I'd probably trawl facebook, for overweight dole scummersso i could berate them when they were grieving for being fat,scrounging munters
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:02,
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I'll tell you what I wouldn't do, and that's buy "Waitrose LOVE life fine oatcakes" ever again.It's the closest thing to cardboard i've ever eaten; with the exception of cardboard itself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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so, why did you eat cardboard?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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As a control so that he could speak with authority on the matter.(
Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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*touches nose*I've also licked out a can of tuna for similar reasons.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Whats with the spanish inqusition here?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:09,
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No-one expected you to eat cardboard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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People expect to much of me.I just want to be able to spend my time sitting in one of those bars where the seats are in a swimmingpool (like this) doing quality control checks on mojitos and pina coladas.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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the best things about those is that you don't even need to leave your seat to have a pee(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I'd best find one with jacuzi jets.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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NSFA!www.youtube.com/watch?v=onZczlPRZNc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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My Mexico holiday had just this kind of thingMrs Cow managed to fall off one of the underwater stools and lose her drink
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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Hah, prefably i'd like to get to one that doesn't require a long-haul flight.Long Hule flights was fucking wicked before I started smoking.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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build a better forum, with blackjack and hookers(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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I'm only on here fairly sporadically anyway,so I doubt much of anything would change.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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Have a cup of tea, maybe a couple of biscuits, I dunnoWhy do you ask?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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What sort of biscuits?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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Oh, nothing specialCouple of bourbons maybe...or custard cream. I might stretch to a chocolate digestive, but it would only be a supermarket brand.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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Most supermarkets nowadays produce something of equivalent quality to McVitie'sYou'd be a fool to pay the difference.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I agreeThe sort of biscuits I buy, at least. Every year Mrs Hats' Nan buys us a tin of the Victoriana biccies. They're fucking magic, they are. I'll be proper sad when she pegs it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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What kind of biscuits?!Don't leave us hanging
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:11,
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I refer my right honorable colleague to the response posted above(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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I just berated my sister on Facebook for complaining that she's illThing is, the comments will very quickly fill up with "Aw, get well soon hun x" and that sort of bollocks, so I thought I'd hit her hard with a bit of "pull yourself together for fucks sake". Is that ok, do you reckon?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I think so, yeswomMANflu - worst of all the illnesses
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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I believe that's exactly what it is tooOk cool....just so long as I'm on the right path. Cheers SC.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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As OT's resident expert woman-whispererI can see absolutely no potential pitfalls in this plan of yours.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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I'm positively gushing with excitement at this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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"Am I being an unreasonable bitch when I act like an unreasonable bitch?"(
Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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Freefair is still deleting his posts in the last thread.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:12,
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This is genuinely confusingHe always comes across as so sure of his spectacularly foolish opinions
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He doesn't want to have any evidence of his failure to debate when he applies to become MP for some shitty wolverhampton suburb.(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I'm not sure if he's just that stupid to think it'll all just go away if he deletes itor if he's some sort of mental. I'm kind of swinging towards the latter, if I'm honest.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:14,
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I think the formerHe's probably delusional enough to believe in his own status as some kind of Orwellian history-amender, ensuring that the internet only records his victories
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what a strange little man child. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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I'd do some work with ANDREW MARR(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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Teaching him to speak again?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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Left to his own devices he doesn't do a *stroke* of work.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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So has the Great Suprendo been to see you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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I genuinely read Suprendo as Shitpipe there*shakes head*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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Geoff (as I call him) is due within half an hour.MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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'Hi Mr Durham, loved your work in the 80sMind if I take a picture of you because some flid on the internet thinks I am making this up?'
'Well I think YOU'RE unprofessoinal so FUCK OFF YOU PIF PAF POOF'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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he'd probably love it, I doubt he gets much attention these days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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Just say it's for your Facebook page, and you'll get a load of "likes"(, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:25, Reply)
HE'S BEEN!!!!!!!!!!!1HE HAS A GREY 4 X 4 AND LOOKS LIKE A FAT GAY!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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www.geoffreydurham.com/images/p_nos_06.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:35,
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He's the one in the middle(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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He's spoken for, sweetie, don't waste your time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:28,
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I'm not even sure what I'm gonna do this week, Let alone weeks in advance in an unlikely scenario.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:19,
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FEThat means fair enough. I've decided to abbreviate everything, like the kids do these days.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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I just had to call Skelmersdaleis that where AA is from?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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You spend more time in the pub than Windy doesyou raging alcoholic.
afternoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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I'm going to be honest B3th, I'm worried about him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:48,
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I couldn't give a fuck about himbut I worry about anyone in his near vicinity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:51,
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his alcohol fuelled rage would be terrifying if it wasn't like watching a toddler have a tantrum(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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I don't know about thatlast time I went drinking with him he kept crying about how he'd had four shandies and how the wife was going to deck him for being hammered.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:11,
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You lying cunt. It was two pints.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:19,
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shove a barstool up your cock end and shit out some peanuts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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Some of these seem to explain Stunnedhumorcouch.com/scumbag-booze/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:09,
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laugh at trampsit's similar, but I'd have to put on pants and wear a coat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:32,
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Pants you'd taken off TO HAVE THE LOADS OF SEX YOU HAVEN'T MENTIONED BEFORE by any tiny chance?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:35,
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not tonightbut tomorrow...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 17:35,
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