Basically, death metal bands are all shit.
Bar Napalm Death. They're merely amusingly bad.

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/va-forced-to-cancel-napalm-death-gig-over-fears-for-historic-building-8539759.html
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They are fucking awful
Shane Embury is absolutely massive, though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Cannibal Corpse are basically what you get when you cross Napalm Death with Sickipedia.
I bet they all finger kids as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

The fact that they are able to have a laugh now improves them, somewhat
They seem to know full well that the messages of their songs are crap, so have some fun with it. The singers 'actions' to Fucked With A Knife made me chuckle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Lawnmower Deth are the best death metal band.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Cannibal Corpse, for me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1904361
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:35, Reply)

I used to like Sore Throat and ENT as well

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Shem in Ipswich.
They were shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 15:02, Reply)

I used to go to see Napalm Death all the time when I were a lad
This was in the Lee Dorrian days. He's a good egg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I went to see them once at Chelmsford Army And Navy.
They were awful, but hilarious.

I'm fairly certain that they now this as well.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Last time I saw them two things of note happened:
1. their fat bassist got pissed off with someone shouting out that he was a 'fat bastard', jumped off the stage and chinned him
2. my mate Biddy threw up all over the mixing desk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 14:45, Reply)