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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
ewww
'I'm dropping clots so there's no way I'm touching myself with bare hands'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:42,
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13 years ago)
see frank's link above
i feel sick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:47,
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but slightly aroused amirite
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 17:55,
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you are totally and utterly wrong
go back to furtive wanking in front of the television, hoping that momo is asleep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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I don't own a television
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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better borrow froggy then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:01,
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Momo's eating my plums
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:06,
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greedy little fucker, isn't he?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:07,
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he doesn't swallow
he just chews them til the juice comes out
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:08,
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you should have gone for a higher class bird
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:11,
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Like an emu?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:12,
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do they swallow?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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there is no better parrot than the Momo bird
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:13,
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this has the elements of truth to it
i will accept this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Mar 2013, 18:17,
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